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My rap name is Johnny Ca$h and my single is called Jo Lean.

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uquiz never change

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Me and my brother ahitposting about youtube

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I'm a hazard few can avoid.

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I am

Barkenougbie

#barbie #ken #shitpost

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This might end up being part of a larger project, but I will die if I don't share it

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I swear, I love Monster High as it is, seriously, one of the only doll franchises I've ever given two shits about. BUT if it were directed at adults, we could get gems like fully wolf Clawdeen being caught by her human neighbours and explaining herself like:

"I'm going to a convention."

"Oh, what character are you going as?"

"I'm...a furry. It's a furry convention. This is my fursona."

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booty shorts that say "for ritual purposes" on them

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clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

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Dirk Wachsmuth

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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Laios

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aroace flag but it's colorpicked from this image of tintin :)