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Coming back to this with some more - P2 has a binge disorder but just can't retain weight (it's the drugs) - Throughout the Dudeverse, Champ just stays the exact same. Like every Champ is just an identical clone. They don't seem to age either - Movie Dude watches My Little Pony (G4). It's a guilty pleasure and not many people know (his favorite is Fluttershy)

dude headcanons?

- P2 is the shortest of the Dudes (6'2)

- P3 is the tallest (6'8)

- P3 is also the token cis man of the group

- Champ acts as a service dog for P1

- P1’s least favorite texture is velvet, he will gag if he touches it

- Speaking of sensory issues, none of the Dudes are neurotypical

I genuinely can't think of more right now, brain fog's a bitch

#tw ed mention #tw ed #postal dude #postal #srb

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#postal 1997 #I love your art #reblog

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love using postal loading screens as background

#ouughh I love the koRn shirt #postal #postal 1 #reblog

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Weighted Pikachu setup

Happy 420 by the way, probably gonna be dead to the world after I start smoking

#srb

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which dude would give the best french kisses?

shtopor/corkscrew, no questions asked

(i also think while p2 is disgusting and its probably sloppy and gross it’s also really good but whatevs)

#Can confirm the last part #/j #(mostly /j) #postal #reblog

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I just realized that Heavy TF2 was edited into the background of this image.

#prev tag #happy weed day guys ^_^ #reblog

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would p4 play candy crush

#He strikes me more as a Subway Surfers type of guy #postal 4 #postal #reblog

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I just spent a fucking hour looking through our ENTIRE house for one measly god damn lighter and ended up never finding one, I had to steal a box of matches from someone's room I don't care how against me the world is today I am going to get stoned one way or another.

#txt

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chomp, crunch, crunh sluuuurp crunch

#reblog

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Happy 420 by the way, probably gonna be dead to the world after I start smoking

#txt

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which postal dude would you do and why

Wow okay good morning

Any of them (including another P2) but I've got favoritism towards P1 since he's apart of my partner system Sooo final answer P1 because he lets me call him a bitch /j

#Not adding fandom tags to this LMAO #reply

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more overdose dude? 👀

I got big plans

#I'm staring at you w/ big wet pathetic eyes #reblog

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Trying to draw this asshole accurately

#postal #reblog

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dude headcanons?

- P2 is the shortest of the Dudes (6'2)

- P3 is the tallest (6'8)

- P3 is also the token cis man of the group

- Champ acts as a service dog for P1

- P1’s least favorite texture is velvet, he will gag if he touches it

- Speaking of sensory issues, none of the Dudes are neurotypical

I genuinely can't think of more right now, brain fog's a bitch

#these are all entirely canon #my source? #I am P2 #/hj #fr though these are just source memories #which I guess count as headcanons in a way #postal 1 #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal game #postal #postal dude #reply

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i wanna draw more overdose dude really bad, or maybe i could maim him. i like it when he's pitiful and wriggling around like a little worm begging for me to step on it

#Couldn't agree more #reblog

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Like 4 of my favorite artists have interacted with me what the fuck is happening?? I've had this account for less than two days please

#What do you mean im mutuals with one of them now #<3

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#reblog