Not that active. I just needed somewhere to type down dumb ONAF stuff. DNI: racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, zionist, Jonochrome supporter, etc.
I came up with it when I saw a small video on YT. They made some lyrics for Eleggtroswing, and it inspired me to make my own!
So I just kinda spent 12 to 3 am writing down lyrics and testing them in my head! (But I can never sing along the insane piano solo part at normal speed- It's doable at 0.75x speed if you slow it down on YT, it's actually quite fun to sing along!)
And I always thought that Flumpty wrote Eleggtroswing before, during and after the massacre-
So when he was still alive, Blam was forced to sing the first half LOL-
And Flumpty would definitely do that- I wanted to make a dance with death ref somewhere but it never worked out :p
Eleggtroswing Fan-Made Lyrics
-Intro-
"Hiya best friend!"
"Wouldn't you know it, after all this time, you still haven't survived until 6 AM!"
"But if you ever do, I'll finally let you leave!~"
"Until then, friends...?"
"Let's... PLAY."
-beat drop-
♬Hi everybody!
My name's Flumpty!
Your one and only best friend!~♬
[UNENTHUSIASTICALLY, NOT SINGING TO THE MUSIC]
"... Hey..."
"I'm Blam..."
"My friends and I decided to sing you one final song!"
("I didn't agree to this.")
"Now without any further ado, take it away, Blam!"
♬Welcome to Flumpty Bumpty's, it's your time:
To beat the egg and leave this place behind.
Your brain is feeling scrambled, the end is out of sight!
But if you hold on longer, you might survive the night.♬
-Instrumental-
[THE GANG ARE CLAPPING THEIR HANDS TO THE BEAT]
♬Come and dance with me!
No, don't you flee,
why can't you see?
Let's all have fun... in,
Flumpty's jamboree!♬
-chorus-
[THE GANG CHIMES IN]
("What's his name again?")
♬It's Flumpty Bumpty!
It's Flumpty Bumpty!
Oooooh, ooooooh, ooooh!♬
[THE GANG CHIMES IN AGAIN]
("Say that one more time!")
♬It's Flumpty Bumpty!
It's Flumpty Bumpty!
Oooooh, ooooooh, ooooh!♬
[CAM 6 MASSACRE]
♬Come... one, come... all!
For whom... the bell tolls!
Sun... rise... won't... shine!
Now meet... demise!♬
♬Really think that I will let you go?
No escaping your own... Purgatorio!
Once, or twice, or thrice;
Nothing will suffice-
My avarice, for your suffering has no... price!♬
[TIME REVERSES AND TURNS TO FLUMPTY NIGHT]
♬Now you'll face me:
One dozen of us Flumpties!
My, myself, and I are...
Ready to get bloody!♬
♬No sense trying,
I'm time and space defying!
Holy egg divining!
No defining!♬
-Insane piano solo-
♬Impossible, unfeasible,
Impractical, irrational,
Unworkable, illogical
Ludicrous, ridiculous!
Unbearable, intractable,
Maddening, saddening,
Oh, such a buffet of frights,
for you this evening!♬
[DEAD SOULS OF FLUMPTY'S FRIENDS]
♬Come on!
Come on!
Just one... more go!♬
♬Now just sit still, you will never win!
'Cause this is the Eleggtroswing!
This... is the... E... legg... tro... swiiiiiing!!!♬
I mean- I always thought that it was their fitting punishment for failing, but he was definitely not that pissed off about it! It's like- he had a "It's my moment to shine, and technically I could just relocate these guys safely but I'm gonna massacre them! :DDD"
THE THIRD PART IS SO CUTE JEHAFKFDHA,VAKJHBdsvD I LOVE HIM SM AAAAAAAAAAA
ATTENTION ONAF FANS
What are some fanon things that piss you off or don’t feel right to you?? I’m curious cuz I’ve been thinking about it for a while and I wanna see some answers HEHWJDJFKFKR
originally there was supposed to be a longer footage of me stealing Blam's hat in MS Paint then putting it on Flumpty's head but I just cut it so you get yippee-ing Flumpty <3
Don't worry, Blam is alive and well, just... hatless.
LMAOOO Flumpty 100% says "cringe" when he sees... (((neurotypical people))) AND HELP IDK WHY BUT I THOUGHT OF FLUMPTY DOING THIS TO LOOSEY:
https://youtu.be/KbVEy4ki5yE?si=6_PwqER9pagfnigZ
I should be very very busy rn but- Here's some tiny scrambled ONAF hc's
I kept thinking about the Player. As we all know, the player is canonically whoever's playing them, so their appearance varies.
BUT-
In the Game Over Easy screens, we see that our eyes are red AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A HC ON WHY THIS IS.
Consistency and scary imagery aside, I thought that FLUMPTY TURNS OUR EYES RED, SO WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE FREAKY ATTRIBUTE TO OUR OTHERWISE ORDINARY HUMAN SELVES. Flumpty's gang IS composed of freaks, so you need to fit in. No normies allowed was the rule, apparently!
(Based on this HC, this also explains why he turns the past human characters into monstrous entities like the Redman and the Eyesaur, instead of leaving them as is.)
(This thought was inspired by that one scene in Gravity Falls where Bill Cipher suggests that Stanford can fit in his group of freaks due to Stanford's 6 fingered hand)
:0000 THAT'S A COOL HC!!! Flumpty would definitely do that, the silly detestable goober!!! :333 AND TYSM FOR LIKING MY SILLY HC'S TOT
I should be very very busy rn but- Here's some tiny scrambled ONAF hc's
I kept thinking about the Player. As we all know, the player is canonically whoever's playing them, so their appearance varies.
BUT-
In the Game Over Easy screens, we see that our eyes are red AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A HC ON WHY THIS IS.
Consistency and scary imagery aside, I thought that FLUMPTY TURNS OUR EYES RED, SO WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE FREAKY ATTRIBUTE TO OUR OTHERWISE ORDINARY HUMAN SELVES. Flumpty's gang IS composed of freaks, so you need to fit in. No normies allowed was the rule, apparently!
(Based on this HC, this also explains why he turns the past human characters into monstrous entities like the Redman and the Eyesaur, instead of leaving them as is.)
(This thought was inspired by that one scene in Gravity Falls where Bill Cipher suggests that Stanford can fit in his group of freaks due to Stanford's 6 fingered hand)
I should be very very busy rn but- Here's some tiny scrambled ONAF hc's
I kept thinking about the Player. As we all know, the player is canonically whoever's playing them, so their appearance varies.
BUT-
In the Game Over Easy screens, we see that our eyes are red AND I HAVE COME UP WITH A HC ON WHY THIS IS.
Consistency and scary imagery aside, I thought that FLUMPTY TURNS OUR EYES RED, SO WE HAVE AT LEAST ONE FREAKY ATTRIBUTE TO OUR OTHERWISE ORDINARY HUMAN SELVES. Flumpty's gang IS composed of freaks, so you need to fit in. No normies allowed was the rule, apparently!
(Based on this HC, this also explains why he turns the past human characters into monstrous entities like the Redman and the Eyesaur, instead of leaving them as is.)
(This thought was inspired by that one scene in Gravity Falls where Bill Cipher suggests that Stanford can fit in his group of freaks due to Stanford's 6 fingered hand)