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im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft
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due to personal reasons I will be destroying god
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Light @ L
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everyone acts like Light would be embarassed to shower/bathe with L… but in Japan going to the bathhouse with your friends is quite normal, Light is probably completely used to being naked and washing around other men…
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L: Light is Kira
Light: I’m not-
L:
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L: bro, listen, it’s not gay, these are just friendship chains to share with your homiecide, bro, listen bro, l i s t e n -
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Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.
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child: daddy when I grow up I want to be just like you
dad: you’re just copying me to get successful and I’m gonna slay your career, you copycat flop little bitch
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*me at the club, talking over the music*
HAHA WOW THESE LYRICS ARE PRETTY SEXIST HUH
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being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber
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Mä odotan tasan kahta asiaa tässä maailmassa
1) Sitä, etten enää ajattele vuoden 2007 olleen 3 vuotta sitten
2) Sitä, että sisäinen ääneni lakkaa sanomasta “Gifu” kun katson salmiakkirasiaa
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poncho needs a bra
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