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sorry i hate posting shit like that where everyone can see it. but like. i kinda cant talk to anyone lol

#either asleep or busy or just yknow.. not the person to talk to

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i just feel like i have the face for it i just feel like a dick pic taken against my face would be cute okay. it's not a big deal i just think i have good degrading dick-on-face-picture eyes i think i could be an asset here. i'm a good friend. i'm one of the best friends you could have

#you two look breathtaking #nsfw

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on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good

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forcefem basement group chat:

unlucky-victim: the estrogen is kicking in :(

feminised_lad: I'm tired of being chained to the radiator

repressing_random: it's normal right? this...this is fine

Australian-dave: crikey i think I'm turning into a sheila! rippah!

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hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

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my brain is awesome just legitimately googled “how to have fun” brother we are cooked

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all with comfortable bedding & pillows and stuff ofc <3

#real Sophie knowers know its a shoe

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once when I was at old retail job this woman came up to the counter very obviously on her phone with earbuds in which I consider extremely disrespectful so whenever someone did that I would like. wait for 20-30 whole ass long seconds to see if they even noticed I was alive and if they insisted on being an asshole i would ring them up because I had to but they would NOT get their rewards points or any sales unless they spoke to me and apologized ANYWAY the woman moseyed up full ass on the phone placing her Products to Purchase on the counter alongside her iPhone 97 or whatever but not speaking (???) which was kind of weird usually the Disrespectful ones would be in the middle of some Facetime conversation with half their family or something so I glanced down at the phone to see WTF was going on and if she was one of these people who skipped out on their work from home job to do errands and say "uh huh" every 2.5 minutes on the Office Zoom Call ANYWAY i took a gander to see what kind of corpo Inc. idiots were in the corner of the phone screen and it said...... "BetterHelp" And before the "ummmmmm" hit my body and as soon as I got my eyes back up in position the woman finally speaks she puts one finger up and says "Excuse me" taps to unmute and speaks into the phone and says for real "and how does that make you feel?"

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i wish someone would hold me rn

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i'm like if a kicked dog apologized to you and wanted to cling to you for comfort after you kicked it

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#art

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if any of you are thinking about becoming nonbinary please at least consider naming yourself beer like imagine how sickening it would be if you met someone at a party and theyre like hi im beer :)