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Life looks soooooo good. Can’t wait to have one someday

#text

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

#about

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

#text

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bunny eating cherry tomatoes 🍅🐰 | source

#animals

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should i get into bird watching?

#bob’s burgers #the older you get the more fun it becomes

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Part 4/4 (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3)

#bowser #luigi

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I’m like 99% sure everyone I know actually finds me so fucking annoying

#yeah

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

#vampire posting

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#luigi #bowser

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#I love cats sm man

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would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

#he is my beloved husband #ofc I trust him with our kids

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image of all time

#breaking bad

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31st century burnouts

#futurama

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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FUTURAMA 4.05 “Leela’s Homeworld”

#futurama

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it’s okay. 

#iasip