“At least it wasn't the soap that was dropped, you might’ve given someone the wrong impression,” Spencer smirked, winking at Dree.
As he walked back to his apartment after work, Dree dropped his apron. Quickly bending down to grab it, he was shocked to see a person standing in front of him when he stood back up. “You scared me shitless.”
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“Huh? What? I was just admiring James’ ass from this angle.”
“Look! Look, that’s our team!” Kelian exclaimed, obviously full of energy and already putting her gloves on. “I cannot wait to join them really!”
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“It’s your birthday, which means I think we should celebrate with me giving you a celebratory lap dance.”
“I think I’m actually more happy about being together with Astrid for a year rather than turning 20.”
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"Hmm, I never thought about it like that, I suppose so. It could also be considered a job well done, if you know what I mean."
“Okay but if you get a promotion from giving your boss a blow job. Would it really be a promotion or would it be a….blowmotion?
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"Do you want me to come to your wedding? Because I can make plans to be elsewhere."
“You’re such a hoe, oh my god.”
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"Basically there's this thing in the 1D fandom called December girlfriends, but I decided to put my own twist on it and make it about me and my one month fling."
“At least explain it to me before you decide I can’t catch on.”
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"I said that I will return the favor to you, eventually."
“Wait, what?”
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“Why are you so worried about Hayley, when the real treasure is right in front of you?”
“Hayley Collins. Where is she?”
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"That's right, and yes there is. But I wouldn't expect you to catch on to it."
“December boyfriend? Bigger and better? Is there a reference I’m missing out on?”
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"Yet I'm not good enough to explain it to you, you know I'd give you a very in depth explanation."
“But I still want to know.”
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magic!anon your muse is now john cena for the next 24 hours
I do not approve of this.
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"Right, I'm sure you were. Your loss, not mine, now you will never know."
“I was being serious. I think I’ll have to say no to that still. Sorry, mate.”
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You smell, we should go take a shower together.
I shower twice a day, and smell great, you should get your sense of smell checked.
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If you could be anyone you want to be, who would you be? And why?
I wouldn’t change myself into anyone but myself, because I’m fabulous.
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Invent a new food-related nickname for yourself.
Um, no.
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People who you like the most?
Me, myself and Adam. I guess I also like the Snyders, and hot boys, always the hot boys.
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