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According to all known laws of #melizabeth, there is no way a #merlin nnt should be able to #seven deadly sins.

#this is somewhat logical #Seven Deadly Sins #The Seven Deadly Sins #nanatsu no taizai #melizabeth #merlin nnt

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I was bored

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ohhhhhh gowther...

#nanatsu no taizai #nanatsu no taizai gowther #nanatsu no taizai diane #Seven Deadly Sins #The Seven Deadly Sins

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I thought I would finally share some pics of my finished Goddess Elizabeth cosplay~ ^^

Original photos taken by District East Photograpy, Edits/costume/wings by me!

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Happy Birthday to Derieri ! 🎂

==> October 30th

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butt warts, obviously

W-what does Purgatory taste like-

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Vivian (stalker)

#nanatsu no taizai #nanatsu no taizai high school #The Seven Deadly Sins #Seven Deadly Sins #gilthunder #guila #howzer #lord twigo

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[Was this not the right time to laugh?]

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the seven deadly sins as a long, long list of incorrect quotes

Pride: What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us.

Gluttony: What if they're protecting us though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over.

Pride: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then.

Envy: Maybe you're the reflection, have you ever thought about that?

Wrath [trying to sleep]: I swear to fucking god if you three don't shut the fuck up.

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Lust: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Fuck them instead.

Pride: NO! NO NO NO! Break their bones, they have like 500 of those.

Greed: 206. But that’s still a lot amirite

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Greed: I stopped a murder today.

Sloth: Oh my god! How?!

Greed: Self-control.

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Lust: what’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way? like, i’m soooo horny for halloween, but i don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin. you feel? wait do i want to fuck a pumpkin?

Wrath: ...do you mean ‘excited’?

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Sloth: Did you know most laughs that you hear on TV shows were recorded in the 1950s? That means, technically, you're most likely hearing dead people laughing.

Greed: This may be a pretty interesting fact for most people, but I can always hear dead people laughing.

Wrath: Hey, what the fuck does that mean?

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Gluttony: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Sloth: you're a hazard to society

Pride: and a coward. do twenty.

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Wrath: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Pride: Yeah? So could any of the sins.

Wrath:

Pride: So could a dog.

Wrath:

Pride: So could a dedicated duck.

Wrath:

Pride: You aren't special, Wrath.

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Envy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your lifetime.

Lust: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.

Pride: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years!

Sloth: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Gluttony: Mental stability, my old friend!

Greed: Aah, the days before I was broke!

Wrath: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Lust: Could you ever see us as more than friends?

Gluttony: YES, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I can totally see us as dragons, hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

Lust:

Wrath: Come here

Greed: Why?

Wrath: Just come here

Gluttony: no! she's gonna hit you-

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Gluttony: hmm, what if I put 17 spoons of sugar in my lemonade?

Lust: diabetes

Gluttony: *slurps*

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Wrath: I thought you were going to give me a book recommendation or something.

Pride: Book recommendation? I don’t even read!

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Envy: So... what's it like being best friends with Gluttony?

Greed: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

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Greed: You remind me of the ocean.

Gluttony: Why the ocean?

Greed: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

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Lust: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Wrath: Maybe a little tipsy?

Greed: Drunk.

Pride: Wasted.

Gluttony: Dead.

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Envy: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Gluttony: I burned my tongue once drinking tea and then I drank more tea to cool down the burn.

Sloth: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Pride: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Wrath dug her nails into my arm during a sad movie.

Wrath: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for intentionally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Greed: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Lust: ...

Lust: I have emotional scars.

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Lust: I like your new pants

Gluttony: Thanks, they were 50% off.

Lust: I'd like them better if they were 100% off.

Gluttony: The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Lust: That's not what I meant...

Gluttony: That's a terrible way to run a business, Lust!

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Wrath as a vlogger [shovel in hand]: What’s up fam! Today we’re doing another unboxing video!

Wrath: [enters graveyard]

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Gluttony *holds the door open for Lust: After you.

Lust: No, after you.

Gluttony: I insist, after you.

Pride: *pushes past both of them* After me.

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Sloth: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Pride: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Gluttony: I tripped and fell in the parking lot, bitch

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Greed: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Gluttony: What if I bite it and it dies?

Greed: That means you’re poisonous.

Pride: What if it bites itself and I die?

Greed: That’s voodoo.

Sloth: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Greed: That’s correlation, not causation.

Lust: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Greed: That’s kinky.

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Therapist: Do any sounds annoy you?

Pride: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Therapist: (curious) let's say imaginary.

Pride: Spider wearing flip flops.

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Sloth: What you're doing is illegal

Gluttony: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the 'g' in lasagna.

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Wrath: The only emotion I feel is anger.

Envy: Last night you said you loved me like 100 times.

Wrath: Out of anger.

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Gluttony: I want to order 1,200 pizzas.

Nervous Pizza Hut worker: F-For what event?

Gluttony: This event called "I'm gonna eat 1,200 pizzas."

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Lust: Gluttony, pass me the salt!

Gluttony:

Lust: THE SALT

Gluttony:

Lust: *sigh* The ocean cocaine?

Gluttony: Oh sure here you go

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Pride: Shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

Sloth: Yeah, your sister's pretty cool!

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Pride: When have I done something irresponsible?

Greed: We keep a list.

Lust: It's alphabetized.

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Pride: look at the monkey!!

Sloth: that's a statue of a bear

Greed: I thought it was a person!?!

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Sloth: I've conquered my fear of ghosts.

Envy: That's the spirit!

Sloth: Oh fuck, where?

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Lust: Walk carefully my child, the leaves are listening.

Pride: Fart quietly my ass, the guards are hearing.

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In the police station:

Wrath: I'm here for Gluttony.

The guard: Who's Gluttony?

The sins:

Wrath: *sigh* You must be new here, right?

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Envy: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Gluttony: This is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard.

Wrath: But what if I die and never get to eat my nachos?

Pride: Then tomorrow is /nacho/ lucky day.

Wrath: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

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Sloth: Do you think you have anger issues?

Wrath: Well... I wouldn't call it an issue.

Wrath: An issue is something you can fix.

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Wrath: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Wrath: Not you, Envy. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Envy: She was poetry, but he couldn't read.

Greed: His name was Jarred, he's nineteen.

Sloth: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Wrath: Skin as cool as Steve McQueen.

Lust: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.

Pride: AAAAYYYYYYYY MACARENA!?

Gluttony: Horrible job, everyone.

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Sloth: My policy is, "If you see something, say something."

Lust, raising a hand: OOOOH! I saw a frog on the sidewalk yesterday!

Sloth: Outstanding. This is what I’m talking about, people.

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Wrath: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Sloth: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Gluttony: I got distracted about halfway through.

Envy: Sorry to break it to you, buster, but it was boring as fuck!

Pride: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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[wrath locking her car]

greed: wrath, you locked us in.

wrath: if you're going to behave like children, then you will get treated like children.

gluttony: it’s illegal to lock kids in a car!

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Greed: you can’t microwave tea. it tastes like tv static when you do.

Gluttony: .....how do you know what tv static tastes like?

Greed: i used to lick tvs in my casino. i don’t know why, i just vividly remember doing it and having fun.

All the sins:

#The Seven Deadly Sins #Seven Deadly Sins #random shit #pride #greed #lust #envy #gluttony #wrath #sloth #not nnt or fma even #just random shit

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You know what I love about Nanatsu no Taizai? That all the girls can kick ass. Meliodas see’s that Elizabeth is in trouble? Pfft! The girl is a literal angel, she could snap her fingers and mountains explode. Elain getting jumped by thieves? As if! Ban is just gonna sit back and watch while his tiny girlfriend demolishes them, she wasn’t the Fountain of Youth’s Holy Maiden for just her pretty looks. Some dude thinking he could take on Merlin? Yeah right! She’s the most powerful mage in all of Britannia, she could look at him wrong and he’d cower in fear while Escanor is swooning in the background. A few assholes picking on Diane because of her race? They wouldn’t even make to see the light of day because she’d send them flying while King cheers her on. All the girls in this series can fend for themselves while their boyfriends just gush about how lucky they are to have to them. That’s what I love about Nanatsu no Taizai.

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The Seven Shittiest Sins

Ban: I want shit

Diane: I want your shit

Meliodas: I’m going to wreck your shit

Gowther: I’m into some freaky shit

Merlin: This is some tasty shit

King: I don’t feel like doing shit

Escanor: I am the shit

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if Ludociel worked in a convenience store

His name badge: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMON SCUM!

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Merlin: Whoever drank my wine, come forward and all will be forgiven.

*silence*

Merlin: Smart, you knew I’d never forgive you.

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King: waits centuries for his wings to come in and when they do begin to sprout, it's made clear that he'll still have to wait awhile for them to be fully grown.

Elaine: emerges from the middle of a battle with fully evolved wings gained by the power of love.

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TURN ON THE VOLUME

My friend made this clip to I Lived by One Republic celebrating the end of Nanatsu no Taizai (a bit late to the party though) and can I just say that I LITERALLY CRIED. She doesn’t do tumblr so she asked me to post this. Shout out to Lizzie (the 108th Elizabeth) for making this. Reblogs and likes very much appreciated. 

And thank Nanatsu no Taizai so much for existing.

In memory of Lord Escanor the Lion Sin of Pride

#nanatsu no taizai #nnt #The Seven Deadly Sins #seven deadly sins #nnt meliodas #nnt ban #nnt diane #nnt king #nnt gowther #nnt merlin #nnt escanor #one republic #i lived

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i love all the sins soooo much but especially Ban

I got bored and decided to do these

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Melascula drawing I wanted to do forever. Thanks! And its her birthday (10 October) so yeaaahhhhhh! Definitely my favorite commandment.

#melascula #melascula the faith #nanatsu no taizai #nnt melascula #The Seven Deadly Sins #seven deadly sins #the 10 commandments