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Proverb: fake it 'till... Wait, no! Sorry. Scratch that. Make it 'till you fake it. Make it, repeat it so many times that you're able to fake it. Trust me, it's better than the alternative.
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fake-wtnv-intros 4 days
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Today's proverb: Fake it 'till... Wait, no! Sorry. Scratch that. Make it 'till you fake it. Make it, repeat it so many times that you're able to fake it. Trust me, it's better than the alternative.
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fake-wtnv-intros 4 days
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hi I sent in this ask
"Bust out in your favourite dance moves in the middle of the kitchen. Belt out your favourite songs while showing Do all you all like. After you've only got 2 weeks to do it."
and I forgot to add " Welcome to Nightvale" at the end sorry!
yes, this is supposed to be an intro!
Thank you for the clarification. The intro has been posted.
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fake-wtnv-intros 4 days
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Bust out in your favourite dance moves in the middle of the kitchen. Belt out your favourite songs while showing Do all you all like. After you've only got 2 weeks to do it. Welcome to Night Vale.
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fake-wtnv-intros 4 days
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Do you hear the people sing? I hope you do, because they are outside your front door. They are singing about casseroles. Your casseroles, specifically. They really like them.
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Bust out in your fav dance moves in the middle of the kitchen. Belt out your favourite songs while showing Do all you all like. After you've only got 2 weeks to do it.
please give an explanation as to whether this is an intro or a proverb
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fake-wtnv-intros 6 days
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You go to a funeral home where they are hosting Is It Cake. The judges, in shadow, hand you a knife, and a body. It is not cake, but they eat anyway. Welcome to Night Vale.
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fake-wtnv-intros 6 days
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You go to a funeral home where they are hosting Is It Cake. The judges, in shadow, hand you a knife, and a body. It is not cake, but they eat anyway. Welcome to Night Vale.
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fake-wtnv-intros 6 days
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Welcome to Night Vale.
sure I have "problems" but a bagel would help. a bagel would help.
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fake-wtnv-intros 7 days
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An eye for an eye isn't even that great of a deal. Unless the new eye can detect lizard people. Are you detecting lizard people? Are YOU a lizard people?!
Welcome to Night Vale
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fake-wtnv-intros 7 days
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An eye for an eye isn't even that great of a deal. Unless the new eye can detect lizard people. Are you detecting lizard people? Are you a lizard people?! Welcome to Night Vale.
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fake-wtnv-intros 9 days
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Today's proverb ideas I found in my notes that I can't remember if I stole from the show or made up myself: - Your thoughts matter. Literally! Think of an apple and watch it materialize on your head. - People need to be frank. He's a really nice guy and you could stand to learn a thing or two from him.
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fake-wtnv-intros 9 days
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Today's proverb: People need to be frank. He's a really nice guy and you could stand to learn a thing or two from him.
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Today's proverb: Your thoughts matter. Literally! Think of an apple and watch it materialize on your head.
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fake-wtnv-intros 9 days
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Proverb: behind every disaster, there's a thousand small mistakes. Like, why did you use the non permanent marker for your horsie drawing? Now the ink will smudge when you drip it in soup for making your special potion...
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fake-wtnv-intros 9 days
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Happy birthday to weed or something I don't know I never used it. Welcome to Night Vale.
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Today's proverb: Behind every disaster, there's a thousand small mistakes. Like, why did you use the non permanent marker for your horsie drawing? Now the ink will smudge when you drip it in soup for making your special potion...
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