"god, I am such a slut for a time loop," I say, surprising absolutely none of my readers
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Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag
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pissing each other off as foreplay
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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Sorry for being such a slow writer, it's because I [remembers that self-deprecating jokes are harmful to my mental health and make everyone else uncomfortable] was attacked by dark spirits and washed up on the shore of a mysterious island with no recollection of who I was
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so sad that people got sick of "doomed by the narrative" and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it's like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d
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being so fr with you all we need to drastically accelerate anti-car propaganda.
we need to make it so clear to future generations that we no longer tolerate a world where you cannot conveniently go for a walk or get a coffee or get groceries without a car
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)
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