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I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

#its always the it guys (said the it guy{me})

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i care so much about fictional morality and ethics but not in a lame ass "is this character/ship problematic" way. i'm cringe for other reasons.

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Sabo.

#one piece

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride

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what studying literature feels like

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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I need 50 hour days with no added responsibility per day. I think that would really help

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"Whats your favorite memory?" questions are such bullshit I literally don't remember that shit it just occasionally comes to me in divine flashes and leaves indefinitely

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NEW VERSION. :)

#oh my god uhmmm all of em #lotr

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind