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Carla, texting Monty: Are you home yet I’m gonna walk to your house and throw rocks at you.

Carla: Not at your window.

Carla: Just at you.

#Kindergarten #kindergarten (game) #kindergarten 2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect kindergarten #carla #kindergarten carla #kindergarten 2 carla

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Ms Applegate: Ah, I see. You have nothing at all in your head. I shouldn’t be surprised.

Nugget: That isn’t what Nugget said!

Ms Applegate: It’s certainly what you let on.

Nugget: Darn.

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Ozzy: We’re screwed.

Ted: Hey, no. I don’t want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you more upbeat!

Ozzy: We’re screwed!

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Dr Danner: I never drink more than 17 cups of coffee during any given class.

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Penny: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [Translation: I’M SORRY] Monty: What's that? Penny: Remorse code. Monty: I'm even angrier now.

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Buggs: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Dr Danner: Wasn't Jerome with you? Jerome: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Billy: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Nugget: Wednesay. Billy: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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Ozzy: Here's some advice.

Kidd: I didn't ask for any.

Ozzy: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

#Kindergarten #kindergarten (game) #kindergarten 2 #kid #New Kid #kindergarten new kid #kindergarten 2 new kid #ozzy #kindergarten ozzy #kindergarten 2 ozzy #incorrect quotes #incorrect kindergarten

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shoutout to the people working for hours on content that only gets ten notes. i’m kissing you tenderly on the forehead as we speak

#not a quote #[sobs]

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Monty: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Carla: Okay.

Monty: And kiss during the scary parts.

Carla: Th-

Carla: The scary parts.

Carla: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Felix: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Ted: Twelve, actually.

Felix: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Ted: Yours!

Felix: That's right: no one's.

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Cindy, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Buggs, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Kidd: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Cindy: Playing systemic oppression.

#Kindergarten #kindergarten (game) #kindergarten 2 #incorrect quotes #incorrect kindergarten #cindy #kindergarten cindy #kindergarten 2 cindy #buggs #kindergarten 2 buggs #kindergarten buggs #kid #New Kid #kindergarten new kid #kindergarten 2 new kid #tw// swearing

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Felix: [Stubs his toe] FUCK!

Ted: Mind your language!

Felix: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”?

Ted:

Felix: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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The only kg related thing I was able to think of today

#fukc #dr danner

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what was your almost name? mine was sofia

#see my almost name is very very close to my deadname so i wont post it #BUT #i did almost name myself leo back when i was deciding what name i wanted to go by #so i guess my almost name was leo

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Buggs: Fine. If I can’t have my knife, Jerome can’t have his dad.

Jerome: ...

#Kindergarten #kindergarten (game) #kindergarten 2 #buggs #kindergarten 2 buggs #kindergarten buggs #kindergarten jerome #kindergarten 2 jerome #jerome #incorrect quotes #incorrect kindergarten #source: vine

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Cindy: If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless.

Jerome: But... You're not.

Cindy: ... [Arming a punch]

Jerome: [Screaming]

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