girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room
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in a situationship w God
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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Who up missing nbc Hannibal so fucking badly right now
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verso books has made books on palestine, mass protests, and student rebellions free to download on their website
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crossfaded on melancholic literature and mold poisoning
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That 30 min window before an ibuprofen kicks in is like worship or mass to me
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soulmates in the sense that our antlers are locked together <3
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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if we weren't supposed to press down on bruises they wouldn't have made it feel like that when you do
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local area woman is swallowed by insurmountable love for everything and everyone through persistence of grieving the moments barely passed!!
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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)
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i would be a nun if it meant i could fuck the other nuns and it wasnt like a religious thing and you didnt have to change your lifestyle at all
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yes honey your ecstasies are holy and your visions are divinely inspired can we fuck now
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