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🌸Happy Lesbian Visibility Day!🌸

Here's a present:

I see you all 👁️‿👁️

More of my Shrek fanart here

#yes yes yes #curly girl shrek #shrek #dreamworks #artists on tumblr #shrek fanart #princess shrek #fan art #shrek artwork #shrek movie #shrek 1 #princess fiona

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Makeup Revolution Shrek Collection has Arrived!!

Here’s a video of all the glosses (and the lipstick) that came with the Gingy calendar

Top: Charming

Middle: Farquaad

Bottom: Three Pigs Lipstick

Since I bought this for the Charming, and I’m claiming myself the aficionado…

We won.

It’s cherry scented so hard. It’s glittery. And when it’s worn, it looks exactly like it’s from the movie. It’s that pretty, almost natural pink, and the gloss isn’t too sticky.

Rating: 🥰 mmm cherry flavor~ /10

The Farquaad lipgloss is NOTICEABLY more red. It smells like strawberries!! And it has that same sort of texture as the Charming one, so it’s a winner in my book. I haven’t given it a wear test yet, but I’m sure it’ll be a hit.

Honestly, I hope someone from Makeup Revolution sees this because I need the Charming lipgloss as a permanent product in a full size. It makes me unbelievably happy. 😭

#this is the best day of my life #I can’t stop smiling #this lipgloss…has made me so happy #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek 2 #prince charming #shrek is love #shrek prince charming #shrek makeup #lord farquaad shrek

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💚HAPPY EASTER!💚

FROM OUR SWAMP TO YOURS!

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It took years but 🗣️🗣️ WE DID IT!!

We were robbed of more Prince Charming merch.

#Shrek #Prince Charming #shrek prince charming

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You guys…I just made an insane discovery.

We all know the Makeup Revolution Shrek collection, but did we know:

We got the cherry lipgloss 😭

#I literally bought it IMMEDIATELY #expect a review next weekend #it is literally cherry flavored I’m crying #WHY DIDNT THEY MARKET THIS #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek 2 #shrek prince charming

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Hi everyone :)

Pulling myself from my hiatus to talk about the new Shrek the Musical tour

We…lost a lot of music and I'm not too happy. Ballad of Farquaad and Don’t Let Me Go especially make me upset since those were big numbers? So, I guess the Farquaad backstory is gone? Cool 😐

Otherwise, I (hoped) assumed the other changes would happen like the removal of the T slur and bipolar. Fiona’s new line feels clunky though:

“Though I seem a bit erratic / I’m a find, I’m a catch, you can find me in the attic”

#we’re not gonna talk about how long I was gone #but I’m back and wheewwww I have feelings #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek the musical #i don't know #I don't think I’m gonna be going to see this one

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YES I am reporting about the rumor of Shrek 5…BUT, imo, I’m saying be weary, because something like this could easily be faked- so take it with a grain of onion salt.

#I am excited though #deep down I wanna believe #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #shrek 5

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Hello, what would be your list of top favourite Shrek movies(Including Puss in Boots movies)?

Ohhhh, this is so difficult!

Hmmm…I’ll do like a numbered ranking with no explanations haha.

1. Shrek

2. Shrek 2

3. Puss in Boots: the Last Wish

4. Shrek the Third

5. Puss in Boots

6. Shrek Forever After

#there’s my tentative ranking #I think it’s controversial to have the first movie as number one yeah? that’s what I’ve heard #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #shrek 2 #shrek the third #shrek forever after #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish

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did you see that at universal studios singapore you can finally meet ogre fiona instead of human fiona? and the best part is around halloween she wears an adorable witch costume ❤️😊 🧙‍♀️

EXCUSE ME???

You can’t say she has a witch costume and then not provide the pics!! That’s a MUST SEE!

I’ve actually been tracking the Beijing park recently since it seems like they keep their Shrek characters with better costumes, but now that you’ve mentioned witch Fiona I gotta check Singapore again, LOL

Also! I think I mentioned it on a different post, but that’s one thing I really praised Universal for in general, like the fact you could meet ogre Fiona when parks like Disney have opted for the most visually pleasing versions of their princesses. (See Mulan in the matchmaker outfit when that’s hardly representative of her character)

Edit: Why are they so cute- this is unreal

#hi everyoneee #:) I’m still here #do not worry this account is NOT dead #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #princess fiona #universal studios #universal studios singapore

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Posted on my Farquaad Insta but had to upload it here too

#I’ve never felt this so much in my BONES #shrek #shrek donkey #puss in boots shrek #shrekcore #shrek is life #shrek is love #shrek is god #shrek is everything

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Smash Mouth lead singer Steve Harwell passed today.

Thank you for everything you've done, all the years of joy you've brought us.

Thank you for helping breathe life into a franchise we love. For opening and closing the first movie with a song so perfect it was demanded to stay in the movie, and a cover so perfect it tied the whole movie together.

Thank you for being the face of the franchise through all the jokes and annoyance. You were the first thing some people knew about Shrek and I'm glad it started with your song.

Thank you, Steve, you were an all star🌠

#beautifully put #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #smash mouth #steve harwell

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Shrek and Fiona:

Jail for a thousand years because this was the first thing I thought of.

#your asks always make me giggle so bad #love them #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #fire breathing asks #shrek meme #shrek and fiona

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I feel like we need to be speaking about the Shrek the Musical tour in the UK right now because, hello, they are INNOVATORS??

First off, I have to address Tallquaad. There’s gotta be a reason why he isn’t on his knees, right? Like, is he not short in this production? Also, the Vegas-looking Duloc? Insane.

Second, it looks like they could be using the version of Freak Flag with Shrek and Donkey (hence the scene in the trailer with Shrek dancing with Wolfie,) and I already have mixed feelings about that anyway.

ALSO. The addition of Tinkerbelle as a fairytale creature. No notes. That’s incredible.

Do I know the context of this? No, but I absolutely love the costuming.

And the Fairy Godmother in this looks more accurate to the Shrek 2 appearance, which I’m not taking to mean anything.

Looks great, though.

#shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #princess fiona #donkey shrek #shrek the musical #shrek the musical tour #Youtube

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Y’all, he’s here and for a limited time only.

Edit: Holllddd on-

He has a throne.

🤨

#holy shit the hair #where is fgm to get the back #who gave him the flat snip #y’know what his bangs have LIFT though I can’t…I can’t complain #where do they find these people with sharp jaws #like goddamn #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #prince charming shrek #prince charming #Shrek’s adventure #shrek theme park #shrek adventure London

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Oh my god, we’re getting another one

#somebody hold me #If they do him bad I will not recover #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #Shrek’s adventure #Shrek’s adventure London #prince charming shrek #prince charming

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I want a short film that takes place during Shrek 2, where Puss has to deal with passed out and newly transformed Shrek and Donkey

He would absolutely have to become cool with the whole thing sometime during the night. So when all those ladies come in during the morning, he just has that moment of:

“Eh, they'll be fine.” And ditches them for attention. 💀

#they said “we love your kitty” AND HE LOVES YOU GIRL #JUST DONT EXPECT HIM TO STAY #it would be the goofiest short film and I would never stop watching it #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #shrek 2 #shrek puss in boots

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Shrek and Donkey while they were passed out in the barn in the second movie: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xgeLNhRUVlQ

If that had Gary in the background, just like O_O I would say that was Puss just stuck awake wondering if Shrek and Donkey had straight up died LMAO

#fire breathing asks #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #shrek 2 #shrek and donkey #shrek memes