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mm fulled of eggs

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irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

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anyone order this thing?

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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

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i think if you eat meat, you should at least think about what it means for animals to die for that and come to terms with it. i dont think its healthy, mentally, to only see these canned and plastic wrapped containers of meat removed from their context of once having been a living thing

i dont think you have to kill an animal yourself, but honestly for me the first time i killed a lobster before cooking it, i feel like that kinda gave me a better perspective on it. it made it more real. this living creature was gonna die so i could eat, and for that i had to kill it. it was fast, it was humane, i was thankful for it, but i killed it. i think more people should experience that. i was thankful for the animals that died so i could eat before but more so after

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ok we NEED to go to california sexy bowser tik tok

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i didn’t know where bazzy was for a while so i’m pretty sure he was stuck up here for at least 10 minutes

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Dungeon Meshi Races Baby Growth

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Auroras in England, 10 May 2024

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Source smoothdunk on twitter