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“would you please give it up for friendship?”
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Eggs. (Garfunkel and Oates)
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Greys Live Blog pt.4
I have homework oh my god
DDDDDD:
papa alex is not happy
pick the girl, that might be metaphorical baby me
fuck neverming I’m not a serial killer and I don’t plan on curing cancer
arizona is being an inspirational momma and papa alex needs to BELIEVEEEEEE
“big bucks”
Daniel is not a good name tbh, like pls no
mini alex and papa alex are bonding <3
I need to work on a project sorry guys later
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Greys Live Blog pt.3
I have to put away groceries so I might miss a bit sorry
bailey is playing meredith
same callie idk who maggies ex is too
honey I think I might have alltimers :(
CAllIE YOU KNOW WHATS UP U MARRIED GEORGE IN LIKE 2 MONTSH
woah that god daark so fast oh my god maggie :0
maggie pls dont fuck meredith
tbh im probably spelling maggie wrong but idgaf
hOLY fUCk aPRiL JaCKsON iDK wHIch SIde To PIck
AH WHAT THE FUCK NO JACKSON ??? DIVORCE???
bailey and I have the same laptop ;)
FUCK THOSE BABYS ARE BANANAS I CANT
papa alex :’( I feel bad 4 him, he’s gotta choose
when you don’t know how to tell your bf ur pregnant :))))))
WHY THE FUCK YOU LYINN, WHY YOU ALWAUS LYIN MMM OH MY GOD SHONDA RHYME, WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN
IZZY ;D :DDDDDDDDDDD
I want a dog :(
I’m an izzy baby, tbh we’re all izzy babies
this post is so long and i’m not even sorry
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Greys Live Blog pt.2
I wonder if I can make coffee during the commercial break
update: nope
I wonder when the parents are planning on putting a patent on their banana twins
AleX ThATs THE bAby
“nothing is going on” mhm SUrE BitCH
:-[ the face
everybody’s getting paidddddddd except for meredith
did jackson get a haircut?
I think he did but idk
yep definitely
I HAVE TO PUT THE GROCERIES AWAY IM SO SORRY BRBR
fuckfuckfuckfuckfukcufkcuf
what if jo has HIV???
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Greys Live Blog pt.1
I have a project due in 3 hours but I hate myself so we’re watching greys tonight :))))))
:)))))
papa alex is popping out of bed and jackson’s in sweatpants !!!
jackson stop omg dont be so rude april is amazing
sister sqaud carpools its official
derek’s sister doesn’t wear panties :) #thingsIdidnotneedtoknow
did YOu poop yet?
omg maggies bae is getting married I hope he burns at the wedding
SuRGERY
I really hate kids
WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BABY OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD ITS THE BANANAS IN PYJAMAS TWINS
:’) a legend has been born
oH FucK wHAt
jO R u PrEGnaNT fuCK no,
banana twins have cancer :0
“Greys anatomy”
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OUAT Live Blog pt.6
I DDNT HAVE TIME TO SET UP ITS BACK ON, mm k these posts are so long I should def make em shorter
granny’ll give you a glass if you ask ;)
“lets relate with our problematic faves”
omg now Henry and his bae are in his world
now they can actually netflix and chill :D
what are these shitty song preach HEnry
“M bear, its k we’re all gonna die anyway”
“but charming I gotta win an emmy this year”
when all of squad is chilling and you cant anymore
“flashback”
this sneaky bitch, omg
arthur is getting shadier by the second, like 400% shadier
“back to the present’
I too, love to gently carress my daggers
guess whos back, its me ur fav rumple
whats in that basement omg
that right don’t forget your lover regina, emma
ECcAliBER
oH Shit EXCALibER IS D DAGGer plot twists
welp there’s our plot devicce for the season
COME ON DOWN EMMA, YOURE THE NEWEST CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT
so sad the episode is over but like, I don’t knwo if I can wait for the next episode, I’m such a gay mess for emma swan and every moment of dark swan is bliss. I need to stop
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OUAT Live Blog pt.5
almost done uh oh only one more part this is not good :(
more swan queen ;))))))))))))))
soccer mom swan is back
juST KiSS OH mY GodododoDODODOOD
my gay ass is so turned on
“flashback”
robin is dead, also that blood looks like jello
“emma u gots to save him!!!”
blah blah blah, I’m scared of becoming a monster, blah blah blah JUST DO IT, “mm k bb bear”
WHO, THe FUCK
woah I thought rumple was alive but its just emma’s mental problems whew
“umm, emma r u ok 0.o”
ROBS BACK bb, thats a random kiss there???
I’m fine, just super horny hook ;))))))))))))))))))
omg emma ur golden, shine bright like a diamond
“present day”
the furry is here and it wants robins body ;0
way too many winky face happening here, emma realy did turn me on
this is some real dementor shit here, o fuck
bye snow rip in pieces
when whole squad unites to save ur bae
yeet regina ur the chosen one
tl:dr in case you haven’t noticed I’m an unstable gay 4 emma swan
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OUAT Live Blog pt.4
considering the commercial before this part was the toronto mayer on one of those douchy hoverboards this is not gonna be good
mom daughter times except they’re the same age
when squad has matching outfits
slay regina u r my smol bb whos gonna slay
“present day”
yes regina hurt that unconsious fan
“fury” more like “furry” ;) uh oh
robin is gonna die, to be honest this whole episode has just been a massive fuck you to regina
#justCGIthings
HENRY YES, GET THAT GURL
when gramps tells you how to get bitches
“hey bb, do you wanna carriage and chill ;)))”
I stg if that song is JB I will die
hello slim shady af who r u, mister shady as fuck oh mygodd
k nvm he’s the plot devicce, hello plot device
wow another fuck you to regina, do the writers have no one else to pick on?
get rekt mysterious guy
oh s h i t robs
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OUAT Live Blog pt.3
gently strokes car, shh bb
swan still looks like such a soccer mom I cant
when you buy bae a new house
oh my god I don’t need swan to be seductive rn I’m an unstable gay pls
AH THEY KISSED THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE
wut
uh oh kylian ur bae is angreh
swans arms are goals tbh I need them, can I have them?
ROBIN, this is some dementor shit here
get rekt regina
ono regina pls don’t have insecurity issues, ur lover will come back
“flashback times”
m’lady ;)
I;m so sorry i’m a gay mess and these posts are 2 long
the truth is bc ur an unstable gay like me regina omg
snow she’s gonna steal ur man #itsmistahstealyocharming
??? nanny cam???
this part was ok overall, but like then again I’m unstable rn bc of that killian kiss
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OUAT Live Blog pt.2
get rekt dwarves
team camelot vs team swan
oh MY gOD emMA IS thE DarK One ??? WHO KNew?
mom squad is together now
REGINA! WE DONT KILL PEOPLE
“flashback”
:) emma and regina together
now they just have to kiss in the tower
or get kinky with that dagger ;)
“tHAnk yOu”
when you ask your side hoe (robin) how to deal with your main hoe
all couples hug
more hugging!
These are so long I’m so sorry
DAFUQ IS THAT OH MY GOD AH TREE DEMONS
TREE DEMONS GOT ROBIN HOOD
bye robin
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OUAT Live Blog pt.
Dopey’s gonna die
dopey died
D: uh oh camelot
why do all the people look like they’re made of CGI in camelot
we don’t look suspiscious at allllll
merlin’s dead
or missing idk
nvm merlin’s a tree
blah blah blah, emma save merlin, blah blah blah, emma can’t save merlin
“present day”
hook and belle power dynamic pls
mama swan is here
ono henry bb pls love ur mom
“it’s complicated” mhm sure, more like u stupid
k wtf happened in camelot????
Dark Swan looks like a snively soccer mom omg
once again henry is gonna have to be the plot device
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Alleyways. (The Neighbourhood)
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