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happy pride!!! sure wish I could spend the month wearing my favorite jeans but alas @beansandmorebeans is homophobic and is holding them captive smh my head
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i hate when europeans make fun of americans for being hopelessly dependent on the burger. because its true. i AM hopelessly dependent on the burger. i love burger. burger is like a beautiful butch lesbian to me
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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I like big butts and yet I possess the capability to lie
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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving馃憢
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Adult life is full of so many filters you need to change out. You鈥檙e probably forgetting to change out a filter right now.
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when i was little i thought it was stupid that sims had a meter for how much they liked their environment, while as an adult i'll clean some part of my house and later feel the bar going up when i walk by it
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question: would you be mad if there were still giant insects
no. i think that would whip ass actually
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do you support the war in vietnam?
ma鈥檃m this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog
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I HATE JOB SEARCHINGGGGGG tell my why this guy waited until the END OF THE INTERVIEW to drop "oh btw it's $13.55 an hour" IM NOT TAKING A PAY CUT HELLO?????????
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I just saw an email walking around outside
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i hope the world allows me to be kind, navi
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donald trump is guilty on 34 counts due to a specific legal loophole! google donald trump rule 34 for more
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