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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

#every time i find out about another funky thing from mother nature #i get very amazed and very amused #with some horror mixed in there somewhere at varying amounts #rip in peace lobsters

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it's april in the year 2024 and i am still crying over bilgewater

#best champs best story best region 10/10 will cry again #i finally got glasses so hopefully this time i can see the fucking screen when playing RK #obligatory in this house we disregard sentinels vn #league of legends #shitpost

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blade runner 2049 would have been the perfect movie if the twist was that K was transgender

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ive watched maybe an hour thirty worth of horrifying balatro gameplay and im wondering if this is what it looks like when TF cheats you out of your life savings

#shitpost #twisted fate #league of legends #balatro

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mweh

#tfgraves #the boys!!!! #twisted fate #tobias felix #malcolm graves #league of legends #art rb

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earlier today my friend (who barely knows league) looked at tahm kench and described him as the monster au of monopoly guy. it's been several hours. i am still not over it dhemhdkdbndhx

#monopoly league of legends but instead of any piltie champ it's just TK as the mascot #shitpost #league of legends #tahm kench

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my crime city nightmare playlist doubles as a ghost trick playlist now i guess

#ghost trick phantom detective #crime city nightmare #league of legends #plot twist it was a ghost trick playlist all along ooo spooky #shitpost

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ghost trick ghost trick ghost trick ghost trick

#ghost trick phantom detective #my beloved

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I'M STILL FCKING CRYING OVER DRAKENGARD 3 BRANCH D FINAL BOSS

#listened to that shit like 4 or 5 times on the ride home #send help #drakenier will haunt me for the rest of my days #drakenier

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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I'm crying here what the fuck even is this game 💀

#drakenier

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The Zone does not favour women.

#parties are for losers #pafl #LISTEN TO PAFL #IT'S SO GOOD

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Ghost Trick is so funny because it's one of those games where people keep telling you to play it and after a while you start getting curious so you go "whatever" and try it

Then you're playing it and the thing happens which leads to the thing and ultimately gets you to THE thing and then you finish it and are like "I have to tell people"

So you go on social media to post about how this was a downright mindblowing experience but are like "Oh no what do I say to not reveale too much?"

You then type "Play Ghost Trick" and hit post like some sort of drone and you are 100% right to do so

Anyway play Ghost Trick

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i played ghost trick recently :]

#ghost trick my beloved

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I know the joke is that Ghost Trick fans can't tell you why to play it, just that you should, but here's some spoiler-free reasons to play it:

It's an incredible puzzle game. The puzzles are basically Rube-Goldberg machines, where you manipulate objects in a series to effect change in the overall situation. Do you like complex mechanisms and the concept of the butterfly effect? Play this.

The basic gameplay: you are a ghost. You have the ability to posses and manipulate objects, and move from object to object. Someone bas died. You can go to four minutes before their death to change their fate using your Rube Goldberg powers. Also! The puzzles do a great job of ramping you up in difficulty and teaching you the gameplay, but wow do they get HARD in late game. You can replay any puzzle, and also rewind time as you wish. You can't lock yourself out of things by doing it wrong, since you can redo.

The story is SO GOOD. There's a reason why everyone tells you as little as possible -- it's a compelling mystery that sucks you in. The basic idea: you are dead. You need to figure out who you are and who killed you. This spins out into a tale of political intrigue.

It's by Shu Takumi, the creator of Ace Attorney. It has very similar vibes, in that it's absolutely bonkers characters and situations but also WILL make you cry once it's all revealed. Great mix of serious and humorous tones. Seriously, someone dies when a giant roast chicken statue falls on them and the root cause is because of [serious political events]

The aesthetics. Great music, great character design, have you SEEN what the game looks like? Really good use of color and stylization. Character animations are often hilarious.

Missile is there. You WILL love bestest boy. Don't google him. Just trust.

#ghost trick my beloved

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CCN

+ the funniest shapeshifter ccn tf concept: absolute menace mode kitty

#crime city nightmare #twisted fate #malcolm graves #tfgraves #ccn cat twisted fate continues to live in my head rent free #i blame ghost trick

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Crime City TFxGraves stuff : )

#crime city nightmare #CRIME CITY NIGHTMARE CRIME CITY NIGHTMARE CRIME CITY NIGHTMARE #tfgraves #twisted fate #malcolm graves #them !!!!!!!!!