YEAH OK IT WORKS. GO FOLLOW @houjou
GUYS I THINK I GOT MY NEW BLOG BACK
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GUYS I THINK I GOT MY NEW BLOG BACK
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have you guys heard about wizard101 getting hacked the other day. ive never once played the game in my life but whatever happened there is absolutely hilarious
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in 2008 teens were exposed to dad rock and prog through guitar hero. for todays generation, that mantle is taken by jojos bizarre adventure
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There's something gloriously obscene about movies. The idea of spending a hundred million dollars and several lifetimes to create a single work of art that's not very good
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Rockabilly girl working the counter at the dispensary: that'll be 500 dollars for an eighth of OG Wizard Faggot and a Thanatos Systems Disposable Vape Pen. Would you like to sign up for our Enlightened Blazers' Rewards Program
Me getting so horny I deserve to be dissolved into a barrel of pig slop: yes please
Off duty cop decked out in master chief armor: you've been selected for a random security check, citizen. Please present your penis for inspection
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Every time I think god I need therapy I ask myself what would i say to my therapist???
And I go over topics in my mind and what do I think a therapist would answer and then I’m just like shit that’s true
And it takes like 5 min max and it’s free so,
girl
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Painting complex sigils and runes outside a tesla dealership to perform the world's first suicidebaiting of an automobile
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Drawing a little something for Halloween but it looks soooo good and I can't post it wahhhhh
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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
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Do you ever see a character with your real/dead name so every time they get mentioned you have to sit the for a second like
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OKAY your posts are so fucking genius like i laugh st them all the time and i even followd your twitter acct from your tumblr page when you said when you were moving and i would do anything. i would do anything. i would give everything that i have to the winds of the world just to lay with you one night. to know you carnally, sup on your body and soul for an evening i would lash my body to the stones and feed my carcass to the birds of the morning please god please give me your discord
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people who say dantes inferno is fanfiction = people who blaze posts = people who pay for ao3 and have never donated to a gofundme = people who bend over backwards not to say the word lesbian = sarah z fans = twitter users = "fandom moms" = people that buy 700 million ugly books per month instead of just going to a library = people that say shit like "you dumb walnut" as an insult = people who have a hundred streaming service subscriptions instead of just pirating
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“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love
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Do you ever see a character with your real/dead name so every time they get mentioned you have to sit the for a second like
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