I guess I always assumed death was this automatic thing that just happens when you’re either 99 years old or terminally ill but especially both, and now I’m a little worried there’s some part of it I’m missing. Did I have to go check myself in at the graveyard at some point? I didn’t do that. If somebody there needs me to show some ID or fill out a form to be allowed to die, I can. I can swing by this afternoon if that’s it. Or if somebody else can authorize it, please just tell them for me, “Jimmy Carter says he’s good to go.” If they need it, my password for everything is Peanuts8.
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Alex never misses a chance to cosplay
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im late but here’s GW bikini mimi
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Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind and emotions.
Will Smith
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I’d sleep so much better with you right next to me
Unknown
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I pray you quit overthinking, replaying failed scenarios, feeding self doubt & seeing the good in everyone but yourself. You deserve more.
Lexyne Grays
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where's the merit badge/award ribbon for "did not strangle my coworker"
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Find someone who knows how to calm your storm.
Donna Aradini
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I miss you deeply, unfathomably, senselessly, terribly.
Franz Kafka
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