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Rasta Parrot Tulip

clivenichols

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So actually Vampire is an ancient Eastern European god, they worshipped him before monotheism happened. Yeah he’s my patron. I can talk to him and he’s actually vegan and can go out in the sun just fine. The centuries of folklore is all just propaganda. Look at this 5-paragraph blog post from 2006 and you’ll see what I mean.

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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Tarantula: May I have a coke please

Waitress: All we have is Pepsis is that okay?

*Tarantula sweating nervously*: Y-you have what

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if you hear me yell WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT that's how you know i saw a weird bird outside

#original #it looked turkey vulture sized... but with seabirdy wings... swoopy... white with black tipped wings... who was he

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what i need is one of those bubble tents except it's one-way. i can see outside but no one else can see inside.

#original #and inside that inflatable bubble tent is my inflatable bathtub

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mailed flower 🌼

find me on twitter @/driftwoodwoof

#i don't even know if it's a good sword for him #but to me it's His Sword #like how i refuse to give kuki anything but the umbrella #reblog

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Green “Leaf Sheep” Sea Slugs (Costasiella kuroshimae), family Costasiellidae, found in coastal waters off of Indonesia, New Guinea and Japan

photograph by Jim & Lynn Photography

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can't believe this legend is up for sale can someone venmo me $2500 real quick

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Hayden’s Notes

Notes_Laevateinn: 10 (tapas/webtoon)

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So tireeeed...

#finally read this! #big fan of this guy because i'm predictable #reblog

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we have water again! apparently we have Too Much Water for some reason (it's an artesian well so either the overflow is clogged somewhere or else the groundwater has inexplicably multiplied) so now we have to get a sump pump. so we'll have a pump that brings water into our house and another, different pump for taking water far away from the house so it won't drown the first pump.

i'm glad i found out our well wasn't working before i did cardio, but i'm still mad that i woke up cardio-early for no reason

#original #this is a temporary solution and we will figure out a real one Eventually #personally i want to use the overflow to make some kind of water feature for birds but who knows how practical that is

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Art by Duowei Feng

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Sunset and Moonrise

I had started this with the intention of more cloud petticoats but somehow it evolved into ocean waves, so I just went with the flow~

HD files, art videos, and PSD files on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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I'm SO excited that we can finally announce the preorder bonus for TAZGN6: submit your preorder receipt at bit.ly/4aOA5U2 and First Second will send you an acrylic keychain! ✨

This was SO much fun to design and I can't wait for them to go out-- I want one!!

If you have any questions, please direct them to First Second on twitter or insta- I'm not involved with fulfilling or running the preorder gift campaign! Thanks for understanding!

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