Gabriel: hey baby
Gabriel: did it hurt
Gabriel: when you fell from heaven?
Lucifer: you're a fucking dick
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Akron/Family - Don’t Be Afraid, You’re Already Dead
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Fic Rec: The Dapper Highwayman & The Lima Job
I JUST READ BOTH OF THESE AND I CAN’T GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL OPINION RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING TO BREATHE BUT HERE EVERYONE READ THEM.
The Dapper Highwayman
Summary: Heading back from college for the summer, Kurt decides to pick up a hitchhiker. And gets a lot more than a traveling companion
Preview:“Are those tampons?”
“Oh, those are— presents. For my Gran.”
“You got tampons for your Grandmother as a gift?” Kurt asked. “Wait, your Grandmother still menstruates?
“No, erm. They’re for nostalgia.”
The Lima Job
Summary: Sequel to The Dapper Highwayman. Six months later and Blaine is up to his old tricks. But this time the job is bigger and the stakes are higher. And Finn Hudson is along for the ride.
Preview: “No, no you didn’t. That’s Super Troopers.”
Kurt snorted. “Really, Cleatus? You watched that?”
“I thought it was porn.”
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oh my god. This is fucking perfection. FEELINGS, SO MANY FEELINGS. One of my favourite Klaine fics of all time.
Pornspam: Klaine, NC-17, The Muse
Here it is. The whole thing. All 47,191 words of it.
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do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t see homosexual subtext in every thing they read or watch
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froghat:
#that is actually a full-size motorbike
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