Roger, a lonely nation turns its eyes to you.
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“Well I need to eat something but 8 sounds fine to me”
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I love badly translated chinese merchandise
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oh nooooooooooooooooo
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Stap, stap, stap, staaaaaaaap
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This cat doesn’t like cucumbers
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The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn't load pictures
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FUCK THE POLICE
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That’s the best thing I ever saw
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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.
-the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein
-but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses
-there’s three wine glasses
-one’s for him.
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By Mallory Ortberg on The Toast
MONK #1: do birds have meetings
MONK #2: absolutely
they have a Meeting Hat and everything
MONK #1: what do they have meetings about
MONK #2: mostly who gets to wear the meeting hat
MONK #1: do human women sleep in beds…
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