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I posted this on an aroace subreddit and what I loved is that everyone seemed to have their own interpretation of what it meant and how it applied to them.

#aroace #asexual #aromantic #aroace memes #honestly even my non aroace pals related to it in their own way #we’re really all just people huh #autismposting as well I suppose

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Ladies, if he nibbles your ear during sex, that ain’t your man, that’s a desmodus rotundus (better known as the common vampire bat)

#batposting #bats #vampire bat

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…GODDAMMIT that’s funny.

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Digit from The Jim Henson Hour

#love that freak

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What is love (non specific) even supposed to feel like?

#aspec #autism #neurodivergent #questioning #I wish I had some meter I could check so I’d know how I feel about things #I wish I knew how to be a person #letting the midnight thoughts win

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undead owl king (it's just Kosch tho)

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For a solid few seconds I thought that bird was pissing

Who are you?

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I recently went out to bar and coped being in a public setting by imagining myself as one of those alien cantina patrons from Star Wars. Perhaps I was coming across as odd, but who amongst me would care or even notice in a place such as this? I had no obligation to step any further out of my comfort zone, merely to enrich the environment with my unique presence.

#autism #autistic things #Star Wars #star wars a new hope #mos eisley

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Faerie Mound of Dragonkind by Clyde Caldwell

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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

#my instinct is to say my condolences but that just makes me sound like an asshole

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Source

"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"

"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"

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Cleaner shrimp glory hole

#shrimp posting #from my notes #penis hygiene

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#that’s one fucked up dog

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Is a bagel a tube?

#asking the real questions #probably not

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"Hey, it's me, the turtle pope!"

-Turtle Pope, The Elder Rings

#I thought that was a dog #(I haven’t played the games)

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Friend Group Dynamic (Speculative)

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Art by • Spencer Davie