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“new year, new me” lasted approximately until i was faced with the prospect of parking in a parking structure i have never navigated before and seriously considered walking 45 minutes out of my way to avoid doing so.

#i'm 34

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according to google scholar, my current citation count is 420.  i would like to get more citations but find myself torn

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I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god

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sir, that’s my emotional support adult content

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my boss visits cuba

castro dies

coincidence? i think not

#work #memories

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Reviewer 2 and my mom raise a lot of good points about my future in academia

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Sure sex is great but have you ever opened an email requesting a revise-and-resubmit with minor revisions

#work #science

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lol i just made the mistake of looking over all my posts in the “work” tag from the past few years and I should probably delete my blog

#work #science

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He looks like he’s about to drop the sickest remix of mozart’s “requiem”.

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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

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i say that’s my boy and im really proud

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Stranger Things (Season 2) + Onion Headlines

Bonus:

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For all American grad students who get tuition waivers.

This is extremely important for you to be aware of. Please spread the word.

Source: Twitter

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totally original joke about a current event

who put the dashcon organizers in charge of a music festival?

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when life gives you shitty cryptocrystalline phosphate and oxide-encrusted zircons

make the shitty crusts the object of your research 

muahaha take that nature

my gemsona is metamict zircon with probably like a ton of shitty cryptocrystalline phosphates and oxides encrusting every part of it and making things confusing

#science #work #hi there i am back