gophergal

[gophergal]

No joke I want to know what it is about TF2 that has given it such power over my brain

#gopher rambles #it lives rent free. it has rewired my grey matter #the gameplay. the lore. the art. the characters. music. all of it

[gophergal]

#big boobs. would someone else like half of them. not like. one tit #just maybe like half of their mass each #please #my back hurts

[gophergal]

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

[gophergal]

Felt like doing something picture book like.

[gophergal]

POINT AND LAUGH

[gophergal]

"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely

[gophergal]

ITS HARVEST TIME

#GREATER DOG!

[gophergal]

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

[gophergal]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[gophergal]

no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible

[gophergal]

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#....god i am now angy

[gophergal]

I could be so much funnier if I wasn’t constantly worried about being mean

[gophergal]

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

[gophergal]

reblog for sample size !!

#a tortie or calico to me #though im obligated to say an orange karpati. because of our beloved Maplecloud

[gophergal]

If tumblr was an rpg some of the stats would be like; weirdness (WRD), creativity (ART), jest (JST), ennui (WOE), lust (LST), neurodivergence (NDV), and furriness (FUR).

#would my stats be godlike or garbage? i suppose it depends on whether the goal is Make It Big On The Blr or Be Normal

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Nah but for real, please please just just block people. Blocking people is self care, it’s not admitting defeat, it’s not being rude or vicious. Block people liberally, block people over petty things, block people who you don’t want to see the posts of on your dash ever again. Blocking people is better than pointless arguments and feeling yourself seethe. We’re just all strangers on a little blogging website and the world is on fire.

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#assassin's creed movie that doesnt suck ass