grayeyedandroid

[grayeyedandroid]

I am NOT functioning under normal parameters . I am actually functioning under fucked Up and Evil parameters. good bye. *destroys u but like in a fun and sexy kind of way*

#hi ????? again forgot i was funny #15 year old me was rocking it #'destroys u but like in a fun and sexy kind of way'

[grayeyedandroid]

I hate noonien soong so much noonien soong fight me. noonien soong I’m stealing your wife. noonien soong I am taking all of your android sons. I am treating them well. noonien soon

#i still agree with this

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i am so angry right now I just got my schools yearbook and it’s a. filled with sports. the majority of it is sports. it’s all sports. i am now only sports. you are now sports. we are all now sports b. only had ONE photo of me. ONE. and it was the mandatory photo that they put for all students. I was in multiple clubs and I worked my ass just to be in as many photos as I could. I made sure that my dumb little greasy face and then too bright neon blue hair would worm it’s way into all of my peers memories just for me to get ONE photo. the one little sad photo taken at the beginning of the year. the MANDATORY photo. one of the clubs I was in didn’t even get in the yearbook. And the other one?? GSA???? I put on my disgusting little bright pink skirt and wimpiest little mint overcoat that smelt of sad bees every week just to limp my way down to gsa to stare at a wall for an hour and ignore everything. perhaps I would inquire that the lesbian flag be added when it was forgotten. that is what I did every week. and for what??? the yearbook to disgrace me, by putting in a random photo that only had about four memebers??? one that didn’t even have the club leaders in it????? one that looked like it was taken on a ten century old rock????when we had posed and took multiple group photos specifically for the yearbook??????????? I am livid. I am disgusted. I am revolted. I will now go scream at the sun. goodbye .

#i forgot that sometimes im actually funny #'i put on my disgusting little bright pink skirt and wimpiest little mint overcoat that smelt of sad bees every week' #'just to limp my way down to gsa to stare at a wall for an hour and ignore everything' #hello?????

[grayeyedandroid]

your favorite character is allergic to water

#hi. this is really funny. im going through my blog a bit

[grayeyedandroid]

gordon no

[grayeyedandroid]

ocd

[grayeyedandroid]

INFINITE HYPERDEATH // UNSTOPPABLE FORCE

BLOOD-FUELED MACHINE

[grayeyedandroid]

currently facing the fact that having a brain injury means having a brain injury

#what do you MEAN its taken me two weeks to write half of this essay im going to cry and maybe throw up

[grayeyedandroid]

aight everybody go ahead and tell me whats wrong with me

if I shared my kin list (kin as in characters I relate to) would everyone kindly share what they think is wrong with me

[grayeyedandroid]

if I shared my kin list (kin as in characters I relate to) would everyone kindly share what they think is wrong with me

[grayeyedandroid]

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

[grayeyedandroid]

[grayeyedandroid]

Wallace Breen gets this notification from G-Man seconds before Gordon teleports into his office

[grayeyedandroid]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

[grayeyedandroid]

I’m alive and also insane about yttd again

[grayeyedandroid]

hello tumblr

#BOOPS YOU <3

[grayeyedandroid]

hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)

to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓

just click that and u booped someone!!

(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)

(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)

you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !

(also gives you this pop-up lol)

you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !

last but not least we have the super boop !!

find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3

im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol

ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too

I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)