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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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grayrazor · 14 hours
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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ
Be kind
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grayrazor · 14 hours
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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying
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grayrazor · 1 day
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Honestly, they haven't been as good since around 3305. The reviews read more like advertisements these days.
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grayrazor · 1 day
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I would like all of the "if it's the 21st century, why don't we have flying cars yet?" people to be informed about a man named Igor Sikorsky who made a very interesting invention in 1939.
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There's a very good reason that 85 years later only a very small number of people are allowed to fly one.
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grayrazor · 1 day
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Felt like doing something picture book like.
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grayrazor · 1 day
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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grayrazor · 2 days
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Internet Safety
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grayrazor · 2 days
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They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle
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grayrazor · 2 days
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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.
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grayrazor · 2 days
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coming for you
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grayrazor · 2 days
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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
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grayrazor · 2 days
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Has any sociologist done a study on how many big conspiracy theories were just plain taken from movies and TV? Especially from the 1960s on when the common American conspiracism about Communists, Freemasons, and Catholics was starting to wear thin.
Underground Satanic Cult from Rosemary’s Baby and The Omen.
Politicians are Actually Alien Reptiles from The Invaders, They Live, and V.
The Moon Landing Was Fake from Capricorn One…
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grayrazor · 2 days
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I bet there’s some poor fool on social media who’s completely oblivious to the concept of spambots, uses a picture of themselves in a skimpy outfit as a profile pic because they’re a big believer in body positivity, has a name with a bunch of numbers because they’re not very creative, and is very confused that everyone they follow instantly blocks them.
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