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Nie Mingjue (becoming a fierce corpse) | Ep. 41 (flashback)

#re: prev tags #literally I looked at this post and thought #‘oh my god the self-soothing thumb gesture from Guanyin temple…’ #zzj: when jgy is Suffering bc of other people he grips things tightly #when jgy is Suffering bc of himself he does the thumb fidget. #wow he is such an actor

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This morning I woke up, checked tumblr and saw that this post had gotten another like, thought “well that’s useless because two days ago someone else got an application in ahead of us for the apartment that inspired this post,” checked my email and found a message from the property manager saying the other people had dropped out and asking if we still wanted to apply. And now I just got notified that our application has been approved!!! We still need to actually sign the lease and everything so 🧿🧿🧿 but thank yall for the vibes and shoutout to @seagodofmagic for tipping the scale that last little bit lmao.

I could use some good housing vibes today if anyone has some to spare ✨

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#mee-yet #with that French upper palette sound yeah #idk if that n there is helpful but the rest of the explanation makes sense to me

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and they all lived happily (???) ever after (?????)

bonus whatever this is:

#I'm Losing it lmao #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #the untamed

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so obviously Jin Guangyao is the undisputed jianghu king of emails as turn-based combat, but I just remembered that Xue Yang "just a friendly reminder, you promised to let me kill a bunch of people! thanks in advance"s Wen Ruohan and that is why. they are besties.

#'my friend is a REAL actor' #'he taught me how to use the most passive-aggressive punctuation you've ever seen.' #jin guangyao #xue yang #the untamed

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I could use some good housing vibes today if anyone has some to spare ✨

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#I voted for the second to last #game is on a separate screen/smaller window #while I affix my eyes to twitter/tumblr and Do Not look at it

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jin guangyao text post meme

#these are perfect lmao #the untamed #jin guangyao

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speaking of characters & modern AU jobs, there are a bajillion Wei Wuxian-centric fics and I have read a very small percentage of them, but I hope there are some where he's a defense attorney.

I understand why so many fics seem to give him the role of a tech genius or a scientist of some kind--yeah, it fits with him "inventing" demonic cultivation--but I think the social betrayal aspect of his storyline works really well with being a lawyer and on the "wrong" side. and it fits both with him defending the Wens and also the scene where the cultivation world does a complete 180 on Jin Guangyao without really interrogating the evidence and Wei Wuxian--WHO WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE THE ACCUSATION--is nevertheless disgusted with them.

I feel like I've brought up that scene a million times on here and on discord but I can't help it, I just think it is such a critical scene for him and for the work as a whole.

#the untamed #wei wuxian

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I adore civilian butcher NMJ and I know I've posted this quote on tumblr before but I gotta just. leave it here again sorry op.

I’m attracted to a butcher’s innate knowledge. Romantically, I imagine it’s innate, that his nicked hands were born knowing how to slice those whisper-thin cutlets. I’m attracted to his courtly, old-world brand of machismo…Most of all, I’m attracted to his authority. There’s an absolute sureness to a butcher, whether he is chining lamb chops with a band saw or telling his customer just how to prepare a crown roast. He is more certain of meat than I’ve ever been about anything. Rippling deltoids and brawny good looks are nice, of course, but to me a butcher’s sureness is the definition of masculinity. It strikes me as intoxicatingly exotic, like nothing I’ve ever experienced.

(emphasis mine, from "Cleaving" by Julie Powell)

like... that's Nie Mingjue. that's him. that's the guy.

Nie Mingjue is objectively the funniest character to argue about what they'd be in a modern au. He's literally the only one that comes with a straightforward answer, the takes are completely unnecessary.

Like. Especially if this is non cultivation AU because see if it's a modern AU with cultivation the answer is obvious. He's a cultivator. They all are.

But if he has a civilian job??? He'd be a butcher. If the Nie family never became cultivators. They'd probably still be butchers. And do you really think that Nie -will literally die for my family I am ride or die for anything I've ever committed myself to- Mingjue would up and what leave the family business to pursue new horizons?? Really?

That man owns a meat store

#funnily enough #like five minutes ago I decided to take a break from my big bang fic #and work on a fic where NieYao are divorced coparents #and NMJ owns a grocery store that arose from the family butcher shop #(does MY have Feelings upon learning that all the staff are trained to give him the family discount #even tho they haven't been married for years? #you bet your ass he does)

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More art belatedly cross-posted from twitter: 3zun server daemon AU. NieYao may be fighting, but their daemons miss each other (and unlike their humans, they aren't afraid to show it... of course, LXC's daemon is gleefully facilitating this).

and bonus full view of the daemons: LXC's is a sika deer, JGY's is a Siberian weasel, and NMJ's is a boar

#I love #3zun #the untamed

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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additional comment from the anon: this mostly applies to things like smut or nsfw art. I see a lot of blogs that are 18+ and I’ve always wondered if people actually listen to "minors dni (do not interact)" or if they just ignore them.

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#tbf when I was a minor that type of warning was not really a thing #honestly I don’t think I really ever had a conception of myself as ‘a minor’ when it came to viewing/reading sexual stuff? #I didn’t interact with sexual content/flaunt my status as a minor #because… it was sex stuff! #sex stuff is private and you don’t tell people you’re into it fullstop! #but I did not and do not think that sexual content is Bad for people based on the arbitrary marker of age #it was an emotional maturity thing #I was squicked out when I first stumbled on sexual content #and then I matured and wasn’t anymore #like granted I understand people saying minors dni #but if I were a minor and I liked the fan fiction of someone who said minors dni #I would not keep my mouth shut and continue to quietly and invisibly read it

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— chuck palahniuk, haunted

#the untamed #god I love that scene so much #Wei Wuxian being so disgusted about how quickly people turn on Jin Guangyao #despite that being fundamentally what he wants!!! #wei wuxian