Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken
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Aging userbase this, aging userbase that, the german side of tumblr apparently became aware of their retirement pension over night and are suddenly discussing and sharing tips on how to make sure that you get the right amount of money in the end.
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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You're making it difficult for me to take progress photos, ma'am.
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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the whump fan’s dilemma
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are
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Genius takes many forms 🐈🎹🔊
https://www.catsonsynthesizersinspace.com
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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" meme and the picture is just fanart of fanon les amis de l'abc circa 2013
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Jyn just hit the "create new post" button with her paw
Everyone say hi to Jyn
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happy april 22nd ✌️
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