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Ohhh future me is gunna get pranked

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i have so many little guys in my head

they all have backstories and like cannon ships and stuff

they want to escape

#This is not my schizophrenia talking I swear

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(Classic, underfell, and underswap sanses plz)

They walk into the bathroom while s/o is showering to grab sumthin and are trying to talk to s/o but they aren't responding so they open the curtain to see their s/o unconscious, (do they panic?) Then they in their prolly at least a bit flustered state dry them off and get them in clothes (maybe they take them to the hospital) and s/o finally wakes up and after all that the skellies ask what happend and s/o's just like "so i was dancing in the shower-"

(I just showered and thought of this)

have a great day and no presh to write

Alr swag deff haven't done this lmao anyway haha

oops i threw axe in there too bc he's best boy skrunkly

TW/CW: injury, unconsciousness, mention of pain meds, allusion to axes past

Reader notes: human lol

Headcannon style

Classic:

-The first to bring you to the hospital and the most panicked

-Thats,,, not a good thing

-Scared but not completely freakin out

-Ok maybe a little bit

-Would have a little difficulty figuring out what to do but would get you dressed in like a jacket and some sweatpants and you would probably wake up when he's about to bring you

-When you explain it to him he thinks it's so fuckin funny

-He won't laugh much if you get offended by that

-Will run to the store for some pain meds and an ice pack bc he prob doesn't have one already

Red:

-Not exactly panicking but the most scared for you

-Theoretically he knows you'll be fine

-But what if you're not, there's so many things that can happen to fragile human bodies just from a hit to the head-

-your body is so complicated that pressing different parts of your hand makes your brain work differently

-Of course when you tell him he suggests that you shower together so he can y'know, keep you safe and y'know, stop you from doin stupid shit like dancin in the shower

Blue:

-The most calm and collected

-But don't get the impression that he is calm or collected

-Dresses you up immediately and you might wake up on your way to the hospital

-When you tell him he thinks it's funny but

-Really??

-He could always have a dance party with you to get the wiggles out

-why in the shower??

-Where you could hurt yourself??

-will repeatedly bring it up to tease you at dinners or parties or dinner parties (unless you show clear signs that you want him to stop and it makes you uncomfortable)

-you will most likely never make that mistake again

BONUS!! (for me)

Axe!!:

-Immediately brake down the scene and finds where you hit your head

-Not much to say he knows the human body inside and out

-You'll wake up quickly

-oh he will absolutely make that joke

-You'll be matching pretty soon if you keep that up

#Blue x reader #sans x reader #red x reader #Axe x reader #Sans #Underswap #Underfell #Horrortale #Undertale #Utmv #Utau #Sans AUs #Blue: hey kids wanna hear about the time- #Reader: sans.

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Cryptid au. I just made it in my head.

w sans, paps, red, edge, blue, stretch, axe and sugar.

Send asks rn I will scream so loud

edit two seconds after I posted this: I'll throw in a dream, NM, ink or error if you ask nicely maybe

#please #I've spent 1 min on it #I'm hooked #Please send asks #Including spicy ones #I love spicy asks #Send them rn #Immediately

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comments are my fav to get

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TTHIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD IM DYING

I just want everyone to know, that no matter how cringy they think they were at age 13, they will never compare to me and my friend at that age.

This involves Undertale and Five Seconds of Summer. Already a crazy mix.

We had a Roleplay, in which my character named Jewls, from the Undertale world, was visiting my friends character Alexsis, from the human world. She's married to the entire FSOS cast, and I'm married to Sans.

So anyway we're talking in character, go into the other room, and then we hear a big CRASHHASH.

When we go to investigate it turns out one of the FSOS members had been kidnapped by none other, and I can't stress this none other enough, than Error! Sans from the Undertale multiverse.

So now we gotta go rescue him. Alexsis then takes me into this secret room in her penthouse where we find out she's secretly a Superhero names Katness or some shit. So you got this anthro dog person Jewels, and this superhero woman, and Sans Undertale going to rescue a FSOS member from Error Sans. We were successful. Somehow.

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maybe some headcanons of Horror sans having a human s/o thats a cannibal?? if not maybe just some dating headcanons

I kinda did both lol

So cannon ht doesn't eat. Anything. Including human. So I was like 'ill just do some dating hcs' but I remembered something I thought of while reading a ht sans fic so.

Ya

Anyway

TW/CW: cannibalism, mention of insults??

Reader notes: ngl kinda insane, did a paci run kinda???

2nd person

-He had a feeling you would survive longer than other humans when you first fell down.

-He realized it's because you're borderline insane

-Not even borderline honestly

-You took a liking to him almost instantly, despite his rudeness towards you

-You were bright enough to know what was in Papyrus's spaghetti

-You ate it

-He's pretty sure you liked it, too

-When asked, you only responded that you were cannibalizing only for your survival

-It was probably a lie

-Despite everything, one day he woke up to a note on the table saying how you loved Papy and him and how you were going to free them all

-And, somehow, you did

-On the surface, life was better

-You started over

-Your old home became home to three

-Everyone got help

-He broke down in your arms, crying that he kept saying the most vile things he could think of to scare you off and keep him and Paps safe

-You didn't deserve any of that

-You were definitely insane, because you forgave him

-You were there every step of the way, you were part of the family

-It was obvious that other monsters looked up to you as a savior

-He did, too.

#horror sans x reader #ht!sans #horrortale #Utmv #headcannons #canabalism #Lol #Hes best boy

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ITS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET 'POOKY

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can I get uhhhh...

drunken confession with dust and killer?

Ofc!! I didn't know if you wanted them at the same time so thas what I did-

TW/CW: short, alcohol, stupid end, swearing, l-bomb

Reader notes: swears alot, drinks, gender neutral

2nd person

Laying your head down on the bar, you breathed deeply and sniffed a bit. You had some new bar buddies, one on either side of you.

One of them, the one on your right patted your back.

"Y'know, I just love 'em sooooo much. And, and, I-I just can'tell 'em." You sniffed more and the man to the right of you kept rubbing your back. "The're so great an' I don' wanna ruin the friendship. I like both of 'em too, I don' wan' 'em ta think Imma slut or somethin'."

"i'm sure they won't. they probably love you back." The one to your left finally spoke.

"Naw, it's killer 'n' dust. Real tough guys. Ya know 'em?"

Both hummed in affirmation.

"Don' tell 'em tho'. They're awesome but real assholes too."

"you should tell 'em yourself. I know 'em pretty well, they do like ya. Alot." The one massaging circles into your back spoke this time.

"Alrig' funny mannnn. I don' believe ya one bit. I'm no' a fuckin' idiot..."

The shouting and music got louder suddenly. Your head spun and nothing made sense.

.

.

.

The throbbing of your head woke you up with a start. You were exhausted. Basically dead. Opening just one eye made the headache worse, the light from the window stinging your dry eyes. You let out a long groan.

"rise 'n' shine sleepyhead. I'm all for a nap but you've been out almost thirteen hours now."

Killer!

"wha... what..?" What was killer doing in my house

"you crashed at my place with dust last night. better be thankful we kept ya outta trouble or ya might be in someone else's bed."

Did you sleep with him!?

The fear must have shown on your face because he assured you nothing happened other than you being an idiot.

Idiot...

It all came rushing back.

Shit.

Mother of all buttcheeks.

In your drunken stupor you confessed to them. Your 'new bar buddies' were killer and dust.

"Shit, killer 'm sorry. Didn', I was drunk. Fuck." Your voice wavered and probably gave your fear away.

"so, ya didn' mean all that." Killer said in a 'knew it' kinda tone.

"Fuck, what did I say..." You whispered, but then quickly corrected yourself. "Ya know what, don' tell me, I don' wanna know."

"you confessed your love to us about some idiots named killer and dust. said you didn' want them to think you were a slut."

Fuuuuuccckkkk

"I'm sorry-" you began, but we're cut off.

"i don't think you're a slut. neither does dust." He paused for a moment before continuing. "we love you too. wow. l-bomb." He paused again. "it's true though."

He looked like he wanted to say something else, but you cut him off first.

"killer, if you are fucking pulling my leg I will torture you to death."

"c'mon, let's go to subway. for lunch. dusty's favourite."

#killer sans x reader #dust sans x reader #sans au #Utmv #drunken confessions #polyamory #Idk man #Drabble #Fluff #Readz needs a hug #From killer and dust #Specifically

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.

me: *gets my wifi back"

Also me: hey kids wanna read a reverse harem slow burn?

#I DIDNT ABANDON U GUYS #I LOST MY WIFI #IM BACK #IVE STARTED WRITING A SLOW BURN #ITS NOT GUNNA BE POSTED UNTIL IM DONE THO #ILL BE WORKING ON REQUESTS!!

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*sways hips* what a fucking manchild

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

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poop

Very interesting insight

I honestly have to agree

#if you were asking me to write about poop I'm sorry #If you were calling my work poop I'm also sorry #bc u have bad taste lmao

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REQUEST & ACCOUNT RULES!

I think it's about time that I make one of these

First off

Terfs, racists, sexists, homophobes, Islamophobes, ageists, ableists, transphobes, absolutist Christians and pro life plese DNI.

I don't want to be challenged on this because this is what I am comfortable with. Antis are welcome to interact but please keep your opinions to people who want to hear them.

I just want to be firm with this, not rude, sorry if it comes off that way though.

Talk of smut and other triggering things under cut

request rules!

things to keep in mind when requesting!

Yes!

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Yandere

Female reader

GN reader

Demigirl reader

Character x reader

Taboo things

Specific reader (blonde! Reader, curvy! Reader, Autisic! Reader)

Self harm topics

Mental health topics

Anything not on No! list

Mer au, jail au etc

Animalistic characters

No!

Scat (maybe)

Medical play

Any drugged/under the influence smut

Mafia au

Changing character's race

Who I write for!

UTMV: Sans AUs, Papy AUs, Frisk AUs*, Chara AUs* -mafia AUs

Sally face: Sal*, Larry*, Ash*

(only platonic or same age reader*)

A good example of an ask:

A blonde haired fem reader x killer in a birdtale au where reader is insecure about their wings and killer comforts them? No use of y/n or m/c.

#request rules #Account rules #Request #Utmv #sans x y/n #Sans x reader #Sally face #Sal fisher #sally face x reader #requests open #writing requests

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hi- it is i, the ink simp here with important information bumblebees play with balls and it is adorable- they roll the balls around and will go out of their way to do it

I just saw that post :D

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you told me to bother you so i am- should i be doing school work? probably- am i getting distracted instead? yep

i am 99% sure my hormones are making adhd worse and i don't appreciate it :(

but that means i get to say hi and ask if you want me to do a violence to someone- cuz i will

-the honorary ink-simp yes i am great at naming myself :P

Aww :( i also struggle w ADHD I'm sorry it's getting worse for you

Also u don't have to cause a violence don worry

Also, bother me anytime! Im not always here but I'll see it when I am!!

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DO YOUR PART

TAG GONCHAROV

I don’t care what government we need to overthrow, we need to get Goncharov (1973) on each category list for 2023 tumblr year in review.

#goncherov #goncharov #goncharav