never in my wildest dreams of oliver stark saying buck initiated a bucktommy kiss did i imagine it would be tommy striding in a hospital in turnouts and soot looking like a WET fucking dream and buck frenching him in front of god and everyone PHEWWWWW
What makes this even funnier is if you’re a rich guy and do this the actual poker players will shower you with praise and stroke your ego (especially when you win hands through sheer variance) and say you’re great and to keep doing what you’re doing because they’re just siphoning money from you and want you to keep it up. Like, that’s the original definition of a “whale” in the gambling sense
My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it
I had a lot of fun today. I’ve never gotten to do something like this before. My parents usually can’t make time for me. Only Fang and Beer can make time to play with me. Thank you.