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I am actually aeoneskova's biggest fan, go read their stuff guys

Perciver wip snippet!

In honour of our great success on the battlefield (ao3 is back up) I thought I'd share a sneak peak of the next Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy chapter :)

“There you are, Percy!” George exclaimed breathlessly. He then nodded at Penelope. “And Percy’s girlfriend…”

“If you say so,” Penelope mumbled.

Priya rose her hand. “I’m here too.”

“What’re you doing here, George?” Percy questioned. “Where’s Fred?”

“Trying to have a bloody shower, though he’s not having much luck. We can’t get Oliver out.”

Percy frowned. “What do you mean?”

“I mean he’s gone and locked himself in the changing rooms. The shower’s been running for the last half hour and the rest of us need to get in.”

“Okay… what’s that got to do with me?”

“You’re Head Boy, aren’t you?”

Percy scoffed. “Since when do you care about that?”

“Since our Captain’s trying to drown himself, that’s when I care. You’re his roommate, you know how to deal with him, don’t you?”

“He does,” Penelope supplied unhelpfully.

“Great!” George dragged Percy up by the arm. “Come on!”

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In dire need of either a sex education x marauders au or a walking dead x marauders au. Or both. Its a need

#the marauders #marauders #sex education #the walking dead #twd #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #marauders era #marauders fanfiction

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*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

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*before Jegulus was a thing*

James: Regulus, darling-

Regulus: Listen Potter, I don't know if I want to tell you to fuck off, be friends with you, curse you, kill you, or kiss you

James: Can I pick which one?

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #jegulus #james potter would do this #regulus black #james loves regulus #james potter would say darling and i know he would its simply just a fact

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Lily: We're not gonna be stuck hiding here forever, are we?

Mary: Yeah, I'm meant to be meeting Remus in 10 minutes

Dorcas: Not forever, just until Marlene calms down

Lily: You said that you thought Pandora looked pretty today

Mary: Definitely forever then

Dorcas: It probably isn't that bad

Marlene *from outside: DORCAS EPONINE MEADOWES WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD

Mary: She middle named you

Dorcas: Might as well just dig my own grave in here guys

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #dorlene #incorrect dorlene quotes #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #mary macdonald #lily evans #dorcas my beloved #stan lily evans tbh

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Reblog if James Potter

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James: You've literally got no reason to be mad at me.

Sirius: James, I'm just-

James: Unless this is about me totalling your motorbike

James: Unless this is about me telling Remus you're scared of the dark

James: Unless this is about me accidentally ripping your leather jacket

James: Unless this is about me stealing your rings

James: Unless this is about me dating your brother

Sirius:

Sirius: I was going to tell you to stop snoring so loud BUT WHAT THE FUCK-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter would do this #sirius black is a drama queen #jegulus #james potter is a drama queen #sirius black is a little shit

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The click of claws on a roof, dust falls down. The alpha wolf is coming, he’s here and he’s near.

Dust swirls, shining gold under the dim candle light. Something else shines, it shines amber in the window, standing out starkly against the inky sky.

Amber eyes. He’s watching you.

grrrrrr..

I-

Should I be scared

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*Marauders playing twister*

James: Left leg green, Sirius

*Sirius ends up on top of Remus*

Remus: Part of me thinks you're just doing this on purpose, James

Peter: He stopped spinning 10 minutes ago, surprised neither of you noticed

Sirius: Twat

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #james potter would do this #harry potter #peter pettigrew #james potter ships wolfstar #james potter is the biggest wingman #remus lupin is so done with their shit

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For anyone still following the Honey Honey series, apologies for an update taking so long but I have very good news!

I have three chapters of the Funny Tricks of Time left and two of them are fully written, so here’s the plan:

Tue 7th: chapter 3 will be posted (Harry’s POV, during Hogwarts)

Tue 14th: chapter 4 will be posted (Dudley’s POV, much more lighthearted)

These two weeks will hopefully give me enough time to write the final chapter and post it on the 21st!

I’m taking part in the NaNoWriMo challenge this month, but I’m bending the rules by working on finishing my fanfic wips instead of starting something new. Hopefully this means I’ll finish tftot and carry on with good old-fashioned lover boy. So far I’m feeling positive about it :)

I’ll see you all later today with the update! It’s gonna be a long one <33

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Besties wake up aeoneskova just posted

Annual Halloween One-Shot! 🎃

2021: Just In Case - What if Peter had gone with Voldemort to Godric’s Hollow on Halloween night?

2022: Another Bloody Mary - An exploration of Mary Macdonald’s grief throughout the first and second war

And for 2023, I’ve just posted an addition to the series…

Footnotes (3.7k)

It’s a dorlene-centric fic set during the first Wizarding war. It includes two excerpts from the Daily Prophet, and a letter written by Dorcas, to Marlene.

I’d love to hear any ideas for another angsty one shot! I’d like to write about as many characters as I can. For now tho, I hope you all had a good Halloween :)

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

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Thank you @summer-squash for tagging me!!

List 10 songs with 10 names in the titles that you like, and then tag 10 people.

Sheena Is a Punk Rocker - The Ramones

Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra

Helena - My Chemical Romance

Drella - Pierce The Veil

The Bonnie Song - Skyfixing

Song for Bob Dylan - David Bowie

Darlene - Led Zeppelin

Johnny Guitar - The Runaways

Heather - Grandson

Glenda - Destructo Disk

Ballad of Sean Kelly - Ashtray

@bartyslut @belleandsaintsebastian @dostojevskom @drreidsphds @hearts4dorlene @girlgerard @jaskaliina @krmljam @lostforgottenspaces @nonbinaryremusvariant

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List 10 songs with names in the title you like :)

Thank you for the tag @sandrawstuff ! <33

Juliet - Cavetown

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles

Matilda - Alt-J

Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

Valerie - The Zutons

Mr Brightside - The Killers

Lady Stardust - David Bowie

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Beatles

Arabella - Arctic Monkeys

Jolene - Dolly Parton

All of these are absolute bangers this was a really fun tag to find songs for

No pressure tags :) @friendofthefrogswastaken @okaythisisbecomingaproblem @ulouism @aspionagee @hearts4dorlene

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James: You know two things that can increase happiness in relationships is expressing admiration and affection. You think you can do that darling?

Regulus: Fuck that you twat

Sirius: And you wonder why you're fucking miserable all the time Reg

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #sirius black #marauders era #jegulus #regulus black #james x regulus #regulus x james #james potter would say darling and i know he would its simply just a fact #james potter would do this #james loves regulus #sirius black is a drama queen #sirius black is a little shit

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Maybe it's the first pride month for Regulus 🏳‍🌈✨☀️

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Regulus: This book's too fucking big, how am I meant to finish it?

James: You're too fucking big but I have no problem fin-

Sirius: DON'T finish that I'm right here

Remus: Happy pride month guys

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders era #jegulus #regulus black #regulus black is done with life #sirius the drama queen #remus lupin is so done with their shit #remus has lost all will to live #james potter would do this #happy pride 🏳️‍🌈