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chasingthestarss · 22 days

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James Potter is a weak man! Not because he is actually weak but because he has no resistance to puppy dog eyes or crying or anything really.

Sirius asks James to pull a prank on the Slytherins and James says no he’s a little busy with quidditch and Sirius just tilts his head with a frown and James gives in EVERY time.

Peter invited James to play chess but James already has plans so Peter just nods and looks resigned to his fate and James cracks.

Regulus however, he is the worst. Because he cries. And he can full on sob to get James to do whatever he wants. He can’t resist Regulus with tears in his eyes much less with tears running down his cheeks.

James Potter is a weak man but he is completely fine with it

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #peter pettigrew #jegulus #regulus fake cries #he’s a very good pretender #Peter pettigrew is doing it on accident #he is actually fine with playing with someone else #james and peter #james and regulus #james and sirius #regulus black is a little shit #sirius black is a little shit

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hearts4dorlene · 1 year

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Remus: I'm just going shopping with Dorcas to help them with their Christmas presents for Marlene, do you want anything?

Sirius: No thanks Moony, love you, bye!

Remus: I love you too, see you later!

Regulus: Merlin, you guys are so gay

Sirius: Homophobia doesn't work when you are quite literally fucking my best friend Reg

James: *jaw dropped*

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my-castles-crumbling · 19 days

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Some random student: So, are you going to ask a girl to Hogsmeade?

Sirius, deeply offended: You think I’m straight???

#marauders #harry potter #marauders era #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #the marauders #sirius black x remus lupin #sirius being sirius #sirius #sirius black kinnie #sirius black is a little shit #sirius black is gay #sirius black #wolfstar #the marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes

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thebibutterflyao3 · 3 months

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Let’s be honest, JKR wrote Sirius Black as both an inbred nepo baby AND her own personal fantasy man, so I’ll do anything I can to destroy that image. There is nothing interesting about a white cishet male character that is described as perfect in every way, but is then traumatised by his rich family and the ministry. It’s patriarchy porn. 🤢

Instead, I greatly enjoy reading and writing Sirius as just this side of bat-shit crazy and queer af. Is he pretty? Yes, but he’s also heavily flawed too. I don’t really care if he’s perceived as tall or short, athletic or feminine, gendered or not. Give me jealous/possessive chaos Sirius or flirty menace Sirius and I’m happy.

#sirius black is a little shit #as he should be #wolfstar #sirius black

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im-in-a-love-cult · 3 months

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LET SIRIUS BLACK BE FLAWED!!

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anabinsfeld · 1 year

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this one is to all those fem sirius slanders, hope y’all hate it 😉

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yourgalgremlin · 2 months

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Steve is so bbygirl. RIP Sirius Black, you woulda loved that twink 🫶🏽

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accio-sriracha · 5 months

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What it's like as a Marauder's Era fanfic writer.

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You want to know what it's like writing Marauders fanfiction?

Trying to find anything to replace the word SERIOUS.

How many times can I put the words honestly and genuinely and earnestly before my brain literally fries??

I had to change my entire vocabulary because of him. I'm only able to use it with the intention of that joke. I wish i was kidding when I say I can't even say it in person anymore, it's too ingrained.

"Fuck, wait. Not serious, HE'S Sirius." -My Brain. Every. Single. Time.

It's also having to rewrite the sentences: "He sat up straight-", "He walked straight to-", "He looked them straight in the eyes-"

Because NO THE FUCK THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT. EVERYONE'S GAY.

Writing Marauders fanfiction is the most rewarding, angst-filled, tooth-rottingly fluffy, WONDERFUL thing in the world, and it literally kills me daily because I don't know THAT many words Sirius can you please just spare me???

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black is a little shit #marauders headcanon #marauders fanfiction #seriously #siriusly #how do i even write anymore #dead gay wizards from the 70s #everyone is really gay #what do i do #theyre just walking gay disasters #and its really hard to write them when i cant use 'straight' or 'serious' in a sentence

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starchasers-stuff · 7 months

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Remus: don’t start

Sirius: hearing "don’t start" gives me a thrill, honestly

Remus:

Sirius: makes me wanna start

#sirius black is a little shit #sirius black #sirius x remus #marauders era #marauders headcanon #dead gay wizards #remus loves sirius #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #remus x sirius #sirius loves remus #sirius black headcanon #sirius is a star

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siriuslybea · 7 months

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Sirius Black was born at 3:33 A.M. and no you can't change my mind.

#sirius black #Padfoot #maraduers #marauders fandom #sirius being sirius #wolfstar #wolfstar fandom #sirius x lupin #sirius loves remus #remus loves sirius #sirius black is a little shit

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saturnsconstellation · 25 days

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*barges into the room, stumbling over the carpet. Falls down, gets back up, head towards you and grabs your shoulders*:

Sirius gives people the tongue whenever he loses an argument.

*laughs maniacally, runs into the wall.*

#Sirius black #the marauders #dead gay wizards #he’s a child in a mans body #he has never once grown out of boyhood #Remus is done with him #Regulus is used to it #Sirius black is a little shit #harry potter #wolfstar

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chasingthestarss · 1 month

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James: *rambling about something he like*

Sirius: Hey James it’s time to go

Regulus: Don’t interrupt him

Sirius: We have to go to class, I have to interrupt!

Regulus: Oh so it’s okay to miss class when you’re doing a prank but not when your best friend has something important to say? I see how it is.

Sirius: …

Sirius: You’re right, we’re not going

James: I have to go to potions

Regulus: I’ll do your homework for you, now keep talking

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #jegulus #jegulus incorrect quotes #james potter loves sirius black #James potter and Sirius black are best friends #sirius black is a little shit #regulus black is a little shit

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hearts4dorlene · 6 months

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

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my-castles-crumbling · 1 month

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unbreakable vow - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 182

It was a stupid idea. Stupider than the time in second year they tried to convince Peter to make an Unbreakable Vow with James that Peter would stop snoring. ("He'll have to stop then, right?" Sirius had reasoned. Remus had only just walked in in time.)

But still, they were in too deep now. Sirius stood at the door to the dorms, peeking into the common room, hoping this went according to plan.

"Remus!" he called, stepping into the room jovially, causing the aforementioned boy to look up at him...along with half the house to look over as well. "I couldn't bear it if someone else was your Valentine! Will you be mine?"

After asking, he gave a dramatic flourish up the stairs, and waited.

And waited.

Every pair of eyes in the room was glued on the door, nervously awaiting the punchline Sirius had cooked up.

"Sirius," Remus murmured into the silence, the entire room staring at the pair. "Please, please tell me there is not a bear up there."

Grinning sheepishly, Sirius shrugged. "Tell me you'll be my Valentine."

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sunburntmarigolds · 29 days

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Sirius Black would dye his hair electric blue and wear Hello Kitty shirts. It's just the way of the world. In basically every fic and head-cannon I have read, he also has a romantic attraction to Leather Jackets, and a less popular head-cannon is that he has multiple piercings. I wanted Sirius not to look completely masculine or feminine because screw forced gender conformity. If he wants to wear gorgeous eyeliner, I'm sure as hell not going to stop him!

#sirius black #padfoot #the marauders #picrew #sirius black is a little shit #sirius black is a drama queen #dead gay wizards #gender? i hardly know her #wolfstar #gay pride

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frayed-at-the-seams · 5 months

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Tall Sirius??

Don’t get me wrong, I love how the fandom has decided that (due to the movies) that Sirius is smaller than Remus.

But in the books it is stated that Sirius was the tallest marauder. So just picture this…

Tall Sirius not being scared of Remus. He’s like “werewolf? I can’t see one”, as he peers over Remus’ head.

Tall sirius picking Remus up after moons and carrying him back to the dorm.

Just tall Sirius guys. It would be great to see more content of him being tall and smug as shit about it.

#marauders #sirius black #Sirius #wolfstar #james potter #marauders headcanon #marauders era #sirius black is a little shit

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