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regulusblqck123 · 2 days

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Regulus: why do I think Kaz listens to Adele?

James: because you do.

Regulus: no I don’t.

Remus: you’re top Spotify artist was Adele.

Sirius: don’t forget Conan Grau in second!

Peter: I think you just love sad music.

Regulus: shut up Peter. I don’t love sad songs, I love songs about romance.

James: you love love songs?

Regulus: don’t think about writing me one.

James: who says I haven’t already?

Regulus: THE SONGS YOU SING IN YOUR BAND ARE ABOUT ME?

Sirius, James, Remus and Peter: WHO ELSE COULD HE WRITE “I want to live with you forever and kiss you forever” ABOUT!!!!!!

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not-rab · 6 months

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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?

Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.

James: Which is what?

Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.

James *nervous sweating*:

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chasingthestarss · 13 days

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James: I’ve got a question to ask you

Regulus: as long as it’s not “will you marry me”

James: *silence

Regulus: wait

Regulus: was it?

Regulus: was it “will you marry me”

James: Well I’m not going to ask now

Regulus: no! Restart!

James: moments gone

Regulus: then bring it back!

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rosemarilee · 5 months

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Marauders raising Harry:

Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore

Sirius: this is tyranny

Remus: we have rights

James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old

Sirius: I would never-

Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie

Sirius: how do we know this charm is real

James: try it

Sirius: Fork- god ham it

Remus: here let me try

Remus: #%#*%#*%#

Sirius: HA

Lily: *groans*

Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF

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stupiddeepp · 11 days

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Regulus *having a minor breakdown*

James *reaching up to wipe his tears*: Hey, it’s gonna be okay.

Regulus *grabs James’ wrist inches before his face*: Don’t fucking touch me.

James: I love you, do it again.

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t-thathandsomedevil · 1 month

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Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

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faerycross · 1 month

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regulus: the idea of being perceived 24/7 is unbearable, i could never live with another person

james: we're literally married and live together every day of the week

regulus, visibly annoyed: well you're the exception okay??

james: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

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teaformoony · 2 months

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regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

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gayastrophilehistoryfreak · 2 months

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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.

12 years old James: You're cute.

*6 YEARS LATER*

Regulus: I hate you.

James: Love you too.

That's it.

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veethebeequeen · 4 months

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James: I finally asked Regulus out

Lily: oh I'm sorry

James: why?

Lily: I assumed he said no

James: no he said yes

Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then

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yourgalgremlin · 4 months

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Barty, the Babysitter:

REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?

HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!

JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.

REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?

JAMES: YES

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not-rab · 6 months

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[Grimmauld Place tour]

Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.

Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.

Regulus: But it does.

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chasingthestarss · 28 days

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Regulus waking up after the horcrux situation: where am I? Did I die? Is this heaven??

Sirius *banging on the door: Reggie you awake? Let us in ! It’s James and Sirius!!

Regulus: oh this is hell.

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hrlx23 · 4 months

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Peter: why is James crying?

Regulus: Remus told him me and Sirius have to go to the North Pole to be enslaved by Santa.

Peter: ...

Peter: you went along with it didn’t you?

Regulus: I went along with it yeah.

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rosemarilee · 6 months

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Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

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gabihime-jegulusseeker · 5 months

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jegulus incorrect quote pt i would like to know

Dumbledore: Did you take out The youngest black as I requested?

James: Regulus has been taken out, yes

Dumnblehore: You have my grat-

James: It was a great restaurant

James: We had a romantic candlelit dinner

James: Regulus proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers

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