#rosekiller

[wolvesandshine]

Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

#they are being 1000% serious btw #they all come from shitty households #let them have this #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #slytherin skittles #harry potter funny

[thedvilsinthedetails]

Evan Rosier’s arm is absolutely covered in like a million friendship bracelets bc Barty loves to make them and he gives them all to Evan

This is before they started dating by the way so the mutual pining is INTENSE

Barty is making like a solid two bracelets a day and giving almost every single one to Evan because he’s lowkey in love with him but man does not know how to express it

And then there’s Evan who’s just having a crisis because everyday Barty shows up with these wide ass nervous eyes and leans real close and whispers abt how he made something for Evan

and Barty definitely takes the bracelets out and reaches for Evan’s hand and just slips them on for him so their fingers brush and Evan is breaking down

#dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller fluff #rosekiller #rosekiller brainrot #evan x barty #evan being evan #barty x evan #barty crouch junior #barty jr #slytherin skittles #the slytherin skittles #ace evan rosier #ace barty crouch jr #ace rosekiller

[theprettieststarfr]

Okay, Barty would pretend to be tough and flirt around with Evan when around others, but AS SOON as they are alone - he melts. He melts into a puddle in front of this man, he stumbles over his words and thoughts and Evan just stands there SMIRKING and then just says "shut up and kiss me, Crouch" and Barty would fucking WIMPER, he would be so pathetic, no one would ever even think he could be. And Evan loves it, and despite being all push-around with Barty, he cares so much and would most definitely show it with his actions and not words. He would say "go fuck yourself" and then pull Barty close and gently kiss him on the forehead while playing with his hair, because Evan is just as obsessed and pathetic with him, he's just better at hiding it, and the best thing is that Barty knows.

#marauders #dead gay wizards #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #marauders era #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #evan x barty #rosekiller #slytherin skittles #pls I need rosekiller fluff PLEASE

[winnienora13]

This is mostly concerning James but it applies to every character ever:

Ethnicities are not just aesthetics

There is a cultural significance to them

I’ve seen so so many people just make James desi by making him darker, making him eat desi food and making him call Regulus hindi pet names

there is so much more to desi culture than just that

Same with latino James

They just make him darker and speak Spanish

If we’re going to make people darker to be inclusive at least do it well

#marauders #marauders era #jegulus #james potter #james x regulus #latino james potter #desi james potter #culture #religion #ethnicity #wolfstar #rosekiller #dorlene

[a-lilypad]

i feel like i need to just sit down with someone and discuss evan rosier and nothing else for a while to completely flesh out how i see him

#its like i can see a vague transparent outline but he's not fully solidified #and i think i owe it to him because i love him #hes slowly (quickly) becoming my favourite #evan rosier #rosier twins #rosekiller #marauders #marauders era #slytherin skittles

[arviyya]

RIP Evan Rosier, you would have loved taxidermy

#evan rosier #marauders era #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #evan would be that person #he'd like anything dead and would info dump about it #Barty would be all heart eyes

[bri-cheeses]

Barty having a lopsided smile is something that I don’t think I’ve mentioned before but is very real to me. And for a while Evan wanted to strangle someone whenever Barty smiled, because he just wanted to kiss him so bad in those moments. But now, just because he can, Evan simply… kisses Barty whenever he smiles in that way that gives Evan butterflies. Because he’s allowed to <3

#rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Barty: This is fun!

Evan:

Evan: We're literally trying to hide a body-

#rosekiller #rosekiller incorrect quotes #harry potter marauders #the marauders era #marauder era #marauders era #the marauders #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #they're murder husbands your honour #i love them

[to-my-enigma]

besties wake up marauders deep dive just dropped

screaming kicking my feet i have been waiting for this vid for MONTHS go give her some love!

#atyd #atyd marauders #james potter #marauders #dead gay wizards #dorcas meadowes #evan rosier #jegulus #lily evans #sirius black #remus lupin #atyd remus #atyd sirius #wolfstar #peter pettigrew #jily #rosekiller #slytherin skittles #barty crouch junior #bartylus #barty crouch jr #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandalily #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #severus snape #Youtube

[corpsephrog]

i love the golden trio and the lightning era characters but i primarily stick to the marauders side of the fandom because it's just like... an objectively better place to be

#like there's way less discourse (that matters to me anyway) #the people are nicer #and everyone hates jkr #it's perfect #i love it here thank youuu #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #mwpp #wolfstar #jegulus #jily #jegulily #marylene #saintflower #dorlene #rosekiller #partyvan

[made-by-moon]

The Marauders era characters as things people in my school said p.2:

"My fingers are so small it's depressing."- Sirius Black

"I'm so gonna bob ross you."- Marlene McKinnon doing Sirius' make up for the first time

"I'm Fleamont Potter. I don’t have any pets but I have two children so I think that counts."- Fleamont Potter at some book club introducing himself (after adopting Sirius)

"You have no shame in English."- Regulus Black (prob after Sirius said some outrageous shit)

"Awww you know me so well. It scares me."- Remus Lupin to Lily

"They would go to an Irish pub but they would run away because people started to sing and that induces homophobic feelings or something."- Remus Lupin

"They're so straight, they're gay."- Dorcas Meadowes about Barty and Evan

#marauders #the marauders #harry potter #dead wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #sirius black #remus lupin #the marauders era #marauders era #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #fleamont potter #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #regulus black #lily evans #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #school quotes #marauders fandom #marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #gay sirius black #remus lupin is gay #gay wizards #hp marauders #marlene mckinnon x dorcas meadows #sirius and regulus #sirius orion black

[fromagony]

i wanna write jarty i wanna write bartylus i wanna write rosestarkiller i wanna write rosekiller i wanna write jegulus i wanna write a fuck fest but i don't want to write

#yeah #just thinking about it will do #jarty #bartylus #rosekiller #jegulus #rosestarkiller

[orchideous-nox]

Hi, my name is Katie and my hobbies include sending 5 minute voice notes to my friend while he's asleep about a rosekiller fic I want to write, crying when people are nice to me and being a tiktok certified Evan kin

#i'm a bit of a mess #evan rosier #marauders #hp marauders #marauders fanfiction #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #rosekiller #barty crouch jr

[mxskellington]

*reading Romeo and Juliet in muggle studies*

𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿: *reading stage directions*

Romeo dies

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀 [reading as Romeo]: Oh thank fuck I’m dead, I can go back to my book now

...

𝗥𝗲𝗺𝘂𝘀: I’m just glad I died before I had to marry THAT idiot

𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 [reading as Juliet]: *from across the room* OH FUCK YOU TOO LUPIN

#marauders #slytherin skittles #dead gay wizards #remus lupin #barty crouch jr #peter pettigrew #muggle studies #wolfstar #rosekiller

[winnienora13]

Evan and Remus could easily rule the world together… just saying

#marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #rosekiller #evan rosier #remus lupin #evanxremus I guess but I don’t actually ship them #crimson rivers #marauders fandom #marauders tumblr #just saying

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Was that a fucking raccoon

Barbie dolls: rosekiller x you (Barty crouch, Evan rosier, &you)

Word: 1.8k ish

Summary: Barty goes on a fun adventure on his way to cuddling with you and Evan in his animagus form

Warnings: Barty is raccoon. Allusions to dorlene

Barty enjoyed wrecking havoc while in animagus form. A.) no one really knew who it was so there were basically no reprucusions. B.) he liked hearing people go ‘was that a fucking raccoon?’. He like how easy it was for him to take shiny things. He basically became a niffler. He liked how his tiny little raccoon hands could get into nooks and crannies he couldn’t in human form. Barty liked crawling around on the ceiling and dropping down onto people when they least expected it. He wasn’t sure how long he physically could stay in animagus form, but he knew after two days straight he’d forget his size. He’d try to scatter off through a small hole only to realize he was a people :(.

The second he found out all the student body had an extra free day, he knew he’d be in animagus form. Barty woke up quite early that day, 10 am. He jumped out of bed, immediately turning into a raccoon. Barty skittered out the door and started racing up and down the halls, deciding what to do first. He ran out towards the courtyard, deciding fresh air was his first task. Barty ran around the closest tree, before making his way up into the branches. He found a squirrel frozen in fear from his presence. Barty heard someone talking under the tree. He poked his head down.

It was the same guy from second year who tripped Evan. Barty attacked the squirrel, pushing it off the branch. The squirrel squirmed in the air as it fell. It hit the boy square in the head, before clawing at his shoulders. Barty chirped out a laugh as the squirrel ran away, leaving a large scratch mark on the boys face. Barty pranced off the branches waltzing away from the tree.

Barty walked down the halls, looking for something else to do. Barty spotted the door to his least favorite professor off to the side. Once you came in late to his class and the professor wouldn’t let you in, you missed the entire class. Barty considered it karma. He ran into the office, scattering behind the desk. He found a locked drawer. He was able to pick the lock easily, his tiny raccoon hands working swiftly. He peered inside. Boring test answers. So maybe stealing wasnt the best route, there’s nothing much to take.

He started running around the room, knocking over everything he could. He kicked over the professor’s tea, spilling it on his papers. Barty continued chasing his own tail around the room. He broke glass items. He ripped papers. He found the professor’s snack drawer. Barty was deciding which snacks he wanted more when he heard the door smack into a knocked over chair.

“What the hell?” Barty poked his head up, over the edge of the desk. The professor stared at him blankly. Barty latched onto the closest three snacks before running off. He slid between the professor’s legs, out the door. He ran down the hallway, ignoring the professors yells. He turned the corner and hid in a nearby empty closet.

Barty sat on the floor, looking to see which snacks he got. He got a bag of pretzels, Fritos, and an individually wrapped cupcake. He ripped open the pretzel bag. A few flung into the air. One smacked him in the head. He ignored it munching on his pretzels. Barty hadn’t eaten breakfast yet, though now it’d be more of a lunch. He finished his pretzels fairly quickly. Barty wiped his hands on his fur before ripping into the Fritos. He finished those fast too. He looked at the cupcake, deciding he’d save it for later. He looked around the closet. Barty climbed up the shelf. He searched through all the cleaning supplies. He found a small blue towel. He snatched it and jumped off the shelve. He landed on his feet just fine, picking the cupcake and towel in between his teeth.

He left his trash in the closet, before running back out into the halls. Barty needed to find Dorcas. He scattered off towards her favorite place. In the hall towards the astronomy tower was a cushioned bench. Dorcas often sat and read there. It was quiet and very few people actually left down that hall.

Just as he suspected, Dorcas was sitting on the bench with her book open in her lap. He ran up towards her. She glanced up at the sound of a raccoon’s paws. Barty jumped up onto the bench, dropping the small towel and cupcake on her book. She brushed her fingers between his eyes, petting the top of his head.

“Hello, Barty. I see you're stealing today.” Barty flared his teeth at her. Lies. Barty would never steal. He just borrows without permission. Barty patted the towel before jumping back onto the floor and pointing at her backpack on the ground.

“You want something out of my backpack?” Barty huffed and slapped his paw on top of the towel again. Dorcas stared at the towel for a long moment before she glanced back at her backpack.

“You want the towel to be a little raccoon backpack?” Barty celebrated her understanding by spinning around in a circle. Dorcas nodded, accepting the challenge. Dorcas was a quite crafty person, Barty was entirely certain she could do it. After a few minutes of Barty exploring the area around the bench, bored of sitting and waiting, Dorcas called out to him. He came back to her. She motioned for him to spin around. Barty followed her orders. Dorcas gently helped Barty slip his arms through the straps of his towel backpack.

He chittered happily. Barty patted the cupcake in Dorcas’ lap before spinning around again. Dorcas understood, slipping the cupcake into his backpack. Barty chittered again, giving Dorcas a nip on her finger in appreciation. He started off again, his claws clacking on the stone floors. Just as he turned the corner he ran into someone's boots. Barty pulled back, staring up at the assailant.

Marlene stared down at him in confusion. She squated down and reached out to pet him. Barty pulled his head away. He heard Dorcas call Marlene’s name. Marlene glanced up towards the corner. She stepped around Barty as he ran away. Barty slid down the stair banisters as he headed towards the Slytherin common room.

He took a shortcut through the courtyard. Barty spotted a pretty color out of the corner of his eye. He backtracked. Barty plucked the flower. He held it between his teeth as he booked it the common room again.

On his way he noticed familiar hair hanging on the wall. Pandora had found a high up window sill. It was thick enough for her to lay on her back up there. Her head was dangling upside down from the edge of the sill. Barty chittered. Pandora smiled at him upside down. Barty spun around in a circle, earning a cheer from Pandora. Barty sat back on his hind legs, pulling the flower out from between his teeth. He held it out towards Pandora. She gasped and pulled her wand from her pocket. The flower left Barty's hand, floating off towards Pandora. Just as Barty was about to leave, Pandora called to him.

A small box of dark chocolate came down from the window sill, settling gently in front of him. Barty purred, thanking Pandora. He picked up the box before prancing into the common room. The door opened. The mystery Hogwarts raccoon was an honorary Slytherin in the student body’s eyes.

The few people in the commonroom greeted him with various names. No one could pick their favorite so he was ‘Mr. Snuffles Patty-cake Betty Brian Mittens Trashy Panda Man’ most of the time. If someone reached out to pet him he jumped away.

Today Mr. Snuffles Patty-cake Betty Brian Mittens Trashy Panda Man was on a mission. He ran up the stairs to the dorms. Barty took them as fast as one raccoon can go. He found the door easily. It was propped open with a book, a divination book more specifically. Barty set the box down before nudging the door open with his nose. He grabbed onto the box with his teeth again, prancing into the dorm. He shut the door with his behind before glancing around the room.

Your shoes were set perfectly straight on the floor next to Evan's bed. Your bookbag was sat next to them. Barty ran over to Evan's bed, seeing the outline of you both on top of it. Barty tripped over your shoes, knocking them out of place. He dropped the box of chocolate out of his mouth before standing up on his hind legs, pawing at the sheets. He announced his presence with a sad chirp, missing out cuddles. You popped your head up, glancing down. You smiled at seeing your favorite raccoon.

“Hello, darling. Did you have fun?” You muttered petting Barty between his ears.

“Barty's back?” Evan whispered his voice muffled by his pillow. You watched as Barty pulled his box of chocolate up, holding it out towards you. You took it and set it on the bed, before helping Barty up onto the mattress. Barty grabbed onto the chocolate pulling it towards the gap in-between you and Evan.

Your legs were pressed against each other. There was a large gap in between you two. The only other part of your bodies that were touching were your foreheads. The space between you two was creating a makeshift nest.

Barty pushed the box of chocolate towards Evan. Evan peeked one eye open, teetering on sleep. He smiled at Barty, thanking him. Evan picked up the box, turning backwards to set on his nightstand. Evan thanked Barty again, giving him scritches behind his ears. Barty turned his back towards you, pointing his backpack out towards you.

You helped his arms out of the makeshift sleeves. Barty spun around, pulling the cupcake out of the towel. He jutted his head out towards you, the cupcake package held between his teeth. You gently took the cupcake out of his mouth. He stared at you as you awkwardly sat with it in your hands.

“For me?” Barty nodded, nudging it further back into your palm. You cooed, rubbing Barty under his chin. He purred at you. You set your cupcake on the other nightstand behind you. You laid back down pressing your forehead against Evan's again. Barty spun around in circles between you two, trying to find a comfortable place. He finally sat down, curling up into a ball.

You reached out and pet him gently. Barty's eyes fluttered close. Your movements slowed as you fell asleep yourself, your hand resting on Barty's back.

Barty loved wreaking havoc in his animagus form, but his absolute favorite thing is cuddling with his two partners in animagus form. He didn't appreciate Evan's loud ass snores, though.

#rosekiller x reader #rosekiller #barty x reader #barty crouch jr x reader #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #barty x evan #evan rosier x barty crouch jr #evan x barty #evan x reader #evan rosier #evan rosier x reader #barty crouch jr x evan rosier #the marauders era #the marauders #the maraunders map #marauders era #marauders #dead gay wizards