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orchideous-nox · 5 hours
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Sirius: it’s so cute when Remus
James:
James: it’s so cute when Remus…?
Sirius: yeah
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orchideous-nox · 5 hours
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" are you okay? " no but I'm funny
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orchideous-nox · 7 hours
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Evan strikes me as the kind of guy who would keep small dead animals as a kid to study the decomposition. Rodents, roadkill, birds. It's only natural that he progressed to humans.
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orchideous-nox · 7 hours
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you'll spend forever wondering whether you loved him too much or just not enough
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orchideous-nox · 9 hours
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Barty picks up roadkill and brings it to Evan like a normal dude would bring flowers and chocolate
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orchideous-nox · 11 hours
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well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...
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orchideous-nox · 12 hours
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‘Guess what we’ve been doing daddy? We’ve been FUCKIN. And i take it, he gives it to me good and hard and I LOVE it’
but it's not gallavich, it's rosekiller.
and yes, barty is mickey, go argue with the wall
(honourable mentions my marauders server and the amazing @lexithwrites)
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orchideous-nox · 14 hours
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Barty: My hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon Regulus: Regulus: What do you mean? Regulus: What do you mean by that?
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orchideous-nox · 14 hours
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James: that when I fell for him
Regulus: So Barty, what made you realize that you were inlove with Evan?
Evan: Ya, you never told me, actually
Barty: It was on our Second date…
James: sounds normal enough
Regulus: Wait for it
Barty: When I asked he said “Ofcourse I like MCR I’m not a C*nt”
Regulus: there it is
Evan * teary eyed *: Beautiful
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orchideous-nox · 14 hours
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Regulus becomes a child of divorce when playing video/board games with Rosekiller
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orchideous-nox · 14 hours
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prisoner of azkaban is truly so funny cause it's just bout everyone being scared of a gay dude who just wants to meet his werewolf bf
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orchideous-nox · 17 hours
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orchideous-nox · 19 hours
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would you split your ribcage open so i can live in it i swear i'll keep you warm
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orchideous-nox · 1 day
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evan hcs?
yes yes yes yes yes I have so many
He struggles a lot with existentialism. He feels like his life his totally meaningless no matter what he accomplishes and is searching the world for meaning. This is completely spurred on by his family because he wasn't raised to do much more than be rich but not in the same legacy way as the Blacks
He gets so excited to talk about his interests and if anybody brings up something he likes he starts talking insanely fast and tends to begin talking in circles and repeating things he's already said
He also has no idea how to talk without using his hands. Half of his communication comes from his gesturing
He had delayed speech growing up so Pandora used to almost translate for him when they were kids. She still does it sometimes and will interrupt him to finish his own thoughts. He gets annoyed but loves her too much to say anything
Pandora was the only person he would let do anything new to his hair, he didn't much like others touching it
Ace Evan is so so precious to me the way Barty accepts him completely. They're actually such a perfect fit though because Evan's sadism fits with Barty so well that he can toy and play with him in so many ways without it needing to be sexual
Evan loves Barty's body though in a study of human anatomy way and becomes such a voyeur because of it but only when Barty is involved
I'm a Ravenclaw Barty believer so I always believe he met him through Pandora. Pandora didn't introduce him though, Barty just tagged for so long that he was just part of the group and one day when he didn't, Evan was really sad and made sure he was invited to anything them and Reg or Dorcas did together
He and Reg did not get along at all at first. Regulus was shy but also pretty uptight living with him and it took a long time for them to loosen up around each other. Regulus befriending Pandora and Dorcas helped a lot and eventually the two of them got really close and were confidants for each other
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orchideous-nox · 1 day
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When Evan buys his car Barty just stands there and blinks for a while. Evan is looking hella proud next to his Fiat 500 Dolcevita and Barty is there like "this.. this is the car you chose? It's a girl's car" and all Evan does is smile and go "it's also a hybrid : ) sustainable 👍"
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orchideous-nox · 1 day
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Wolfstar are passion and intimacy, they’re longing stares and gripping touches but they’re also soft hair washing and kissing knuckles, pressing foreheads together and reciting movies word for word while laughing.
Starchaser are gentle nose brushes, tracing each others lips with their fingers, softness and caresses, quiet laughs under a blanket together and curling up to read books without having to say a word.
Rosekiller are lip bites and hair pulls, squeezing each others hands when they’re scared and shouting the others name across a party to get their attention, they’re burning hot hand prints on skin and they’re desperate, needy kisses.
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