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the one thing keeping me going is that one tiktok account that shows things overheard in waitrose…it’s so funny to me

#like #‘do you want to choose some sweets’ #‘no daddy i want brie and crackers’ #took me out #‘don’t forget the cashmere enriched toilet roll darling’ #CASHMERE ENRICHED TOILET ROLL? #i’m too poor to know what that is #like i grew up with asda being an expensive treat what do u mean #cashmere #enriched #toilet roll #crazy #they give me such a giggle

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The utter depravity of rosekiller is so real I’m afraid

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The boyysssss the poookiiiessss the sunshinesss

#i’m OBSESSED with them #rosekiller #rosekiller fanart

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snippet time!

thank u sm for the tag @sommerregenjuniluft and @fromagony kissing u on the forehead

He hates the way the tears have dried against his skin and he hates the way his eyes sting but the worst part is the way he can barely choke out two words.

“Regulus,” James whispers, his voice soft with pity, “please just unlock the door, you don’t have to be alone,” he sounds like he’s approaching a stray animal. Stepping closer and closer with his hands out, telling the poor beast to remain calm while bracing himself to be bitten.

Oh, what Regulus would give to bite. To sink his teeth deep into the smooth, sinewy flesh. He’d savour the hot blood as it ran down his throat, guzzle it as if it were the only thing keeping him alive, like the first water found in a draught while being deathly dehydrated. He would ensure it hurt and wouldn’t let up until James begged him to. 

have a little part of the post-bartylus breakup jeggy hookup in a club stall fic <3

np tagging: @ecstarry @bellaxisworld @sixlane @veryinnovative

#jegulus #regulus black #james potter #starchaser #marauders #marauders era #jegulus fanfiction #james x regulus #bartylus

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this is the look parents get when their kid throws a temper-tantrum in public but they're used to it, and know it won't last long, so they just let them cry it out

#he is literally their child like you can't tell me any different

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sirius would actually be in full support of james and regulus dating btw. he loves them both and wants them to be happy, and neither of them feel the need to hide their relationship from him

#THIS!!! #like please sirius wouldn't trust that anyone would take care of reg more #like he's seen how james loves and how james cares for people #and he'd see how happy reg is with james #why would he ever want his brother to be unhappy? #of COURSE he'd support them

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"You can portray bad things in fiction if it's done in a negative light!"

maybe this is just me, but the author shouldn't have to hold your hand & tell you explicitly that what's happening in the story is bad.

Sometimes, the narration of the story portrays it as good, or "romanticizes" it because the character narrating is a terrible person. That doesn't mean the author condones it, it means the *character* thinks it's okay!

You should have enough critical thinking skills & media literacy to reach that conclusion on your own, and if you don't, I recommend Disney Junior for your viewing pleasure, rather than adult content.

Don't worry, they'll tell you exactly the lesson they want you to learn over there, in painfully explicit detail.

That might be more your speed.

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#danganronpa #:| #the series and then i did play the games after #but other than that it was blue exorcist #NO #WAIT #IT WAS BEASTARS #HELP

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rip evan rosier, you would have loved using random emojis, because why do they exist if people don't use them 📪📫📬📭🎠

#i might start doing this 🪃 #it’s so fun ⚖️ #and i love confusing people 🧮

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#pomegranate #tangerine #lychee #always #i do love strawberries too tho #and i’m quite fond of pineapple #but pomegranate tangerine and lychee are my holy trinity #i’m very passionate about fruit

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Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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There are ships you consume. And then there are ships that consume you in a never-ending abyss of complete brainrot.

#jegulus and rosekiller #i dont consume them #they consume me

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crying again but in the toilet 🫶

had a complete meltdown in a club queue oh my GOD

#my friends all ditched me to either go home or dance with other people #i just stood on my own trying to not cry for half an hour #they keep asking if i’m okay and i’m like yeah #because i don’t want to start screaming at them like #i’ve been stood on my own for a fucking hour because you fucked off for other people #the way i was just thinking ‘someone will dance with me’ over and over #trying to manifest it #i just want to lie down in a road

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had a complete meltdown in a club queue oh my GOD

#SO EMBARRASSING #i luv autism #like i was sobbing #because too many people were touching me #somehow eyeliner didn’t smudge so #win is a win #so high oh god #save me #i don’t know this song igs something charlie xcx? #i love clubbing

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men should look disheveled and be on the ground more often

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Nuance people, nuance.