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Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?

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Sexting is so funny bc they’ll be like “I bet you’re so wet rn” and I’ll be like “yeah I’m soaked 🫦” then go back to doing the dishes.

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Reblog to give a mutual the sloppiest head or fresh garlic bread.

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What wild stuff do ya'll wanna see me cook up next

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Chelsea Wolfe performing at The Triffid, ph. @phthonos

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Mer, Chelsea Wolfe. Zev Deans.

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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#nude #nud

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satyr having a sit(yr) down

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My favourite kind of mutuals are the slutty ones that send me nudes 🥰

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Reblog to breed a mutual or have them breed you

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kids shouldnt be at pride because its not good to be exposed to that much advertising

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Hard rock? Lol. yeah most of them are

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Mystic festival 2024: Zeal & Ardor, Chelsea Wolfe

The artists that I wanted to see the most were the ones with performances that I liked the most

Oh, also I saw BMTH

#me

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