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Finished digimon cyber sleuth! 😭😭😭 I dont know wtf was happening but it made me sad

#when all your digis show up to help you when alphamon is talking at the end aaaaaaaaaaaa #digimon #digimon cyber sleuth #crazee talk

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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.

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Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts

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i 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 out 👏🏼

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#3-5 days depending on depression

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#i got a DBZ Cell/OC fic lmao

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#bonk bonk #video

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you cant do something ironically without actually doing that thing. thats why sci fi and fantasy parodies often function as really good fantasy or sci fi in their own right, and why 90% of everyone is bad at social satire

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girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis

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had a cis coworker try to disdainfully explain otherkin to me. "they genuinely believe they're animals" he said to me. i said "buddy, some people genuinely believe in the free market." and he went "huh. yeah."

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"Bug Trap"

#wha #video

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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