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herbrattypsht · 18 days
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straight girls calling themselves pillow princesses makes me chuckle
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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this is really how i feel sometimes
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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all things pink 🎀🩰💓🌸
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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“smile, you’re on camera!” — ft. dbf!miguel
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you and your dad’s best friend miguel always make sure to have private sex without a trace, and most importantly that nobody can ever find out about, but this time he decided it’s time to make a memory of it.
miguel got the nasty urge to do this ever since he found his old panasonic camcorder from his college days stuffed in one of his old boxes in his garage. at first he was hesitant to ask you, worried that it would weird you out or make you uncomfortable. when he finally brought it up and asked you out of spite, how could you say no? he knows how whipped you are for him, and the fact that he even suggested such a thing made you flustered.
now, he’s got you on his bed. face into the pillow and your ass up as he thrusts in and out of you, holding the camcorder in his hand filming as his other hand grabs onto your hip for stability. “shittt baby, look at you” miguel hissed. mewls and skin slapping filling the room.
“takin’ me so so good mama, you love my cock hm?” he murmurs, twitching inside of you at your noises. “y-yes, yes” you whimper. “it’s all yours baby, it’s all yours” he coos, spanking your ass, making you squirm. “look at the camera, pretty” he orders. you turn your head around shyly, looking at the lens through your fluttery wet eyelashes. he grabs your chin softly as he forces you to make eye contact with him as he continues fucking you. he sticks his thumb in your mouth for a couple seconds, as you shamelessly suck on it. he could come just from your expression. “que sucia es mi nena, mira como te pongo” he chuckles, slipping his finger out of your mouth as he reaches down to kiss your cheek.
he flips the camera around towards your face. he wraps his arm around your neck slightly, both of you in the frame as his face leans against yours. he looks at you as your eyes are barely open, mouth agape and eyebrows furrowed. seeing his girl all fucked out for him made his dick throbs at sight. “que bella eres chiquita, me encanta tu carita” he whispers, kissing your cheek as he gives a couple glances to the camera. “abrí eso ojitos muñeca” he mutters, looking at you as your half lidded eyes open. for a second you both of you look into the lens, he grins imagining how nasty you guys probably look through the screen.
he leans back up again and palms your ass. your noises get louder and louder, indicating that you were close. “miguel, mig please” you cry as you reach your hand out to hold onto his arm, desperate for him to go faster. his primal instinct kicks in all of a sudden as he pins both of your wrists to your back using his massive hand. he thrusts harder at a rapid pace into you as you squeal and cry out his name like a prayer. “mhmm like this? who’s making you feel this good hm? tell me” he demands, as the camera movements get shakier and shakier. “mmph y-you” you mutter quietly. “louder for the camera baby” he teases. “you, miguel. you make me feel s’ good” you whine, “i’m gonna cum” you squeal as your drool and tears soak up into the sheets.
“fuckkk, let’s cum together baby, i got you” he groans, almost forgetting that he’s still filming. at this point, the camera can’t even pick up a clear image of the beautiful sight infront of him, but he’s so lost in the moment that he doesn’t care about anything except making you cum. his hand grips onto you, balls deep inside of you as you both reach your climax. his cock twitches as he shoots his warm cum inside you, as you cum all over his cock. you feel yourself pulse around him as your juices pool down at his base. “shit” he hisses, his cock sliding out of you. he lowers the camera to your fluttering pussy as cum leaks out of you. “so pretty” he whispers, fingering it back into you. he presses a button and closes the camera, placing it down on the mattress. he rests his body on top of yours breathlessly. he smiles against your skin as he nibbles and plants kisses at your neck.
“did so good f’me, how about next time you’re the camera woman hm?”
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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Mini vent
You can skip if you don't care lmao
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As someone who is Mexican, this British girl has no business in labeling Miguel (from ATSV) as a “Latin Lover.” (don't bother looking her up on Twitter; she's privated her account after this.)
Because god forbid the creators make Miguel O’Hara attractive. And it doesn't help that the creators of Spider-Man 2099 comics have made Miguel unintentionally attractive. (like seriously, look at some of his comic book designs)
And don't you dare drag Oscar Isaac like that because mans did nothing wrong 😭 he played the role and ate (and left no crumbs behind.)
But in all seriousness, this man has not displayed any stereotype of being a “Latin Lover” at all. He was an antagonist (not a villain) in the film. He wanted to do what was best for everyone, preventing anyone from making the same mistakes he made before the film.
The best takeaway from this is not to stereotype or sexualize Latinos or anyone, period. Or don't be ignorant like this chick.
Please do not speak for anyone when you don't know what the issues are. Like I understand you're trying to be woke, but it comes across as invasive and rude overall.
That's all.
Have a lovely day, my little tortellinis 💌
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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Miguel + Black!reader + “imma fix that attitude” sloppy sex= HEAVEN😩
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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Imagine Miguel makin you squirt and like you’re lowkey embarrassed but he literally falls in love with you all over again and just plays with you and fucks you trying to make you squirt over and over 😋
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herbrattypsht · 2 months
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RIGHT😭
come to think about, y/n is a hoe
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Miguel finally got his Stanley cup collab
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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guys I need a 6’9 Hispanic man to help me deal with my stress😔😔😔😔bonus points if he has fangs
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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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miguel my sopping wet kitty i love you
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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i’m SICK of seeing ppl draw miguel and they make him this hairless, waxed slug !! this man is covered head to toe in thick bushy hair that he is not insecure about. he definitely has chest hair, his arms are hairier than a barber shop floor and don’t get me started on his lower stomach and cock !! so please, for the love of god, start drawing my husband (and soulmate) in his hairy glory 🙏
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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Ony definitely eats 🐱 even if you haven’t shaved, he dont gaf😭
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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Roomate!miguel????? coming into readers room while she’s……. Yk 👀👀👀
LEMME COOK😋
MDNI
Roomate!Miguel x Fem!Reader
Tw: masterbating, squirting, praise and degradation, a little mean miguel, munch miguel, spanking, multiple orgasms
MDNI
You’d just came from cheer practice, feeling frustrated and pent up. But why were you pent up? Because they had the boys football practice as the same time. Which meant you saw your fine ass roommate Miguel, beads of sweat dripping down his nice ass biceps and abs.
You always knew he was fine, even when you saw hime for the first time. Did you dare to say anything to him? Fuck no. Its was already a little frustrating having to hear about how good he was in bed due to the thin walls in your apartment, or when you could hear his whiny moans as he pleasured himself.
You kick off your shoes and head straight for you room, closing the door but being the needy whore you were in that moment you couldn’t give a fuck to lock the door, especially since you though Miguel would just hang out with his teammates after practice like usual.
You stripped yourself of your bra, panties and shorts. Letting out a breathy sigh as your fingers slowly but surely swirled around your puffy clit. Your free hand grabbed your pink dildo out from your nightstand drawer, sliding it through you slick folds, lubing it up with you slick. A whiny moan escaped your mouth as you pressed the toy in, your gummy walls fluttering around it, sucking it in.
You stared off with a good pace, feeling every vein and ridge of the toy, your moans got louder and needier.
‘Why did he look so good?’
All you could think about was him. Miguel. Bucking your hips up to meet your own pace as the more you thought about him the wetter you got, creamy slick dripping forming around the toy. You tried to keep your moans quiet but it felt so good. So good that you didn’t hear Miguel walking through the front door.
To be fair he couldn’t hear you either, his headphones blasting music as he made his way to your door with a bag of food. Your eyes were closed still, as he opened the door and saw the most beautiful sight ever. His cute roommate fucking herself silly.
God he was so hard now.
He knew he should’ve left while he could, he knew..but he didn’t. He slowly closed the door and walked closer, a needy groan left his mouth as he heard you moan his name.
“M-Miguel..fuck..”
“I’ll make you feel good mamas...”
He said, which made your eyes pop open so fast, but you just couldn’t stop. Your low, fucked out expression was doing things to him.
“Tell me you want this..use your words..”
“Please Miguel, M’so close..”
And that was all he needed to here as he pulled the toy out and flipped you onto your stomach, arching your back and eating you out like a starved man. It was so messy and sloppy but so fucking good as you moaned and whined into your pillow. His perfect ass lips wrapped around your clit, from the sounds he was making it sounded like he was enjoying it more than you.
It was so good but so intense. You tried to scoot away but his big hands gripped your waist and tummy and pulled you back again his mouth, his hand coming down on your ass with a hard smack. The stinging sensation making you moan.
“You wanted this so take it, I know you can, you’re the perfect little whore for me..don’t want anyone else Bebe..”
He murmured as his other hand went around to rub you clit, making your moans get louder and whinier.
“Oo shit g-gonna Mmm, gonna cum..”
And you did, as Miguel lapped up every last drop, but he didn’t stop. His mouth kept its assault on your pussy going. You tired to reach back and push him away, but to no avail. He was muchin on you like you were a home cooked meal.
“Gimme one more baby, I know you can do it pretty girl, such a pretty sloppy girl for me..”
His hand applied smacks to your ass, marveling at how it reddened. You were so close you didn’t are moaning like a bitch in heat, you could feel your second orgasm creeping up on you, as you reached back and rubbing your clit, you finally let go…squirting. The rush of liquid and the intense orgasm all together making your legs shake. After helping you through your orgasm, Miguel finally sat up, grabbing a towel with Luke warm water and began to clean you up. He then got you a glass of water and sat your tired body up, making you drink it. He then cuddled up with you and let you sleep, his large body providing heat and comfort. He later kisses your forehead, and dozed off.
Did I do good?🤷🏽‍♀️🤎
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herbrattypsht · 3 months
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Roomate!miguel????? coming into readers room while she’s……. Yk 👀👀👀
LEMME COOK😋
MDNI
Roomate!Miguel x Fem!Reader
Tw: masterbating, squirting, praise and degradation, a little mean miguel, munch miguel, spanking, multiple orgasms
MDNI
You’d just came from cheer practice, feeling frustrated and pent up. But why were you pent up? Because they had the boys football practice as the same time. Which meant you saw your fine ass roommate Miguel, beads of sweat dripping down his nice ass biceps and abs.
You always knew he was fine, even when you saw hime for the first time. Did you dare to say anything to him? Fuck no. Its was already a little frustrating having to hear about how good he was in bed due to the thin walls in your apartment, or when you could hear his whiny moans as he pleasured himself.
You kick off your shoes and head straight for you room, closing the door but being the needy whore you were in that moment you couldn’t give a fuck to lock the door, especially since you though Miguel would just hang out with his teammates after practice like usual.
You stripped yourself of your bra, panties and shorts. Letting out a breathy sigh as your fingers slowly but surely swirled around your puffy clit. Your free hand grabbed your pink dildo out from your nightstand drawer, sliding it through you slick folds, lubing it up with you slick. A whiny moan escaped your mouth as you pressed the toy in, your gummy walls fluttering around it, sucking it in.
You stared off with a good pace, feeling every vein and ridge of the toy, your moans got louder and needier.
‘Why did he look so good?’
All you could think about was him. Miguel. Bucking your hips up to meet your own pace as the more you thought about him the wetter you got, creamy slick dripping forming around the toy. You tried to keep your moans quiet but it felt so good. So good that you didn’t hear Miguel walking through the front door.
To be fair he couldn’t hear you either, his headphones blasting music as he made his way to your door with a bag of food. Your eyes were closed still, as he opened the door and saw the most beautiful sight ever. His cute roommate fucking herself silly.
God he was so hard now.
He knew he should’ve left while he could, he knew..but he didn’t. He slowly closed the door and walked closer, a needy groan left his mouth as he heard you moan his name.
“M-Miguel..fuck..”
“I’ll make you feel good mamas...”
He said, which made your eyes pop open so fast, but you just couldn’t stop. Your low, fucked out expression was doing things to him.
“Tell me you want this..use your words..”
“Please Miguel, M’so close..”
And that was all he needed to here as he pulled the toy out and flipped you onto your stomach, arching your back and eating you out like a starved man. It was so messy and sloppy but so fucking good as you moaned and whined into your pillow. His perfect ass lips wrapped around your clit, from the sounds he was making it sounded like he was enjoying it more than you.
It was so good but so intense. You tried to scoot away but his big hands gripped your waist and tummy and pulled you back again his mouth, his hand coming down on your ass with a hard smack. The stinging sensation making you moan.
“You wanted this so take it, I know you can, you’re the perfect little whore for me..don’t want anyone else Bebe..”
He murmured as his other hand went around to rub you clit, making your moans get louder and whinier.
“Oo shit g-gonna Mmm, gonna cum..”
And you did, as Miguel lapped up every last drop, but he didn’t stop. His mouth kept its assault on your pussy going. You tired to reach back and push him away, but to no avail. He was muchin on you like you were a home cooked meal.
“Gimme one more baby, I know you can do it pretty girl, such a pretty sloppy girl for me..”
His hand applied smacks to your ass, marveling at how it reddened. You were so close you didn’t are moaning like a bitch in heat, you could feel your second orgasm creeping up on you, as you reached back and rubbing your clit, you finally let go…squirting. The rush of liquid and the intense orgasm all together making your legs shake. After helping you through your orgasm, Miguel finally sat up, grabbing a towel with Luke warm water and began to clean you up. He then got you a glass of water and sat your tired body up, making you drink it. He then cuddled up with you and let you sleep, his large body providing heat and comfort. He later kisses your forehead, and dozed off.
Did I do good?🤷🏽‍♀️🤎
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