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endless night

#penguin #lovely

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DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

#bread

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told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

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I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

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Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/mxmorgan/

Shirts: https://mxmorgan.threadless.com/mens/t-shirt/regular

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Fangs In Your Neck Friday. how we feeling this evening

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#I’m audibly giggling oh my goodness #tiktok #penguin #video #vid

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CS Lewis was wrong about lots of stuff but he was right about how obsessing over your perceived inclusion in or exclusion from prestigious social groups will 100% turn you evil

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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

#ötzi #tasting history #max miller

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

#PREV: #they can't keep getting away with this #poll #tumblr polls

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

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