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hiddeninthevines · 8 hours
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lovey dovey sun for you all
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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Quick warm up sketch of the style I'm working on, second attempt
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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i had a dream recently that i posted on tumblr about me speeding and then the cops found it and used it to get me a speeding ticket and then i contested the ticket by pulling up another tumblr post where i claimed i did 9/11 and my point was that i make shit up on tumblr all the time and as such all of my tumblr posts should be inadmissible and this case should be dismissed but it had the opposite effect and the judge sentenced me to over 3000 life sentences for the people.i killed when i did 9/11
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Very cute sun and moon🥺💞
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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Just two idiots who don't know what to do with their hands during a smooch :]
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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hiddeninthevines · 2 days
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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog
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hiddeninthevines · 3 days
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I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3
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hiddeninthevines · 3 days
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
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