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holo-wench · 5 hours
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[voice of fox mulder] breaking and entering can be romantic. if you believe in aliens yourself
(based on a text message i got from @actual-changeling this morning that immediately possessed me with the spirit of the world’s shittiest fashion designer)
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holo-wench · 28 days
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and they were coworkers (oh my god they were coworkers)
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holo-wench · 29 days
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agent scully your cringefail loser boyfriend has broken into a government facility again
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holo-wench · 1 month
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holo-wench · 1 month
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The Story of the Scully Box.
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holo-wench · 1 month
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THE X-FILES | 1.01
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holo-wench · 2 months
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x files is just government bad, military bad, love is real and so are aliens
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holo-wench · 4 months
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bonsai kittens, anyone?
today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD
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holo-wench · 5 months
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holo-wench · 5 months
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all of this but also with each season they're progressively dressing more like sex dungeon employees
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Found on a friend's FB.
Favorite comment:
"Also, John is so Gen X that he's narrating his slow descent into madness by insistently and continuously making Pop culture references for literal aliens."
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holo-wench · 5 months
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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
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holo-wench · 6 months
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👽👽👽ALIENS!!!👽👽👽
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holo-wench · 6 months
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The Truth Is Out There … X-Files Fans, I Want To Believe That You’ll Knit This Sweater! 👉 https://buff.ly/3pydztS 🧡💜
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holo-wench · 6 months
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Huh! I guess I never thought about what went into the taste of coke.
Here's what the wiki says goes into OpenCola for flavouring: orange oil, lime oil, cassia oil, lemon oil, nutmeg oil, coriander oil, neroli oil, lavender oil
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If you need a brand for your cyberpunk worldbuilding, might I suggest OpenCola.
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Amazingly odd Songs in the Key of X party, 1996
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holo-wench · 6 months
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government-funded bisexual ghostbusters
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