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brain empty only georgebur

#help lmao #georgenotfound #georgebur #tagging dnf cuz imagine dream fking running the XXX tentacion while staring at the pics LMAOOOO #jk #unless #dreamnotfound #dnf

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sapnap: sooo what were you doing yesterday?

dream: digging deeper into george lore

lore man: O_o

#BAHAHAHA PLS TELL ME YOU GET IT #it's a #dreamnotfound #joke #lol #dnf

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XDNF MOMENTS FROM THE STREAM

[i cut through joking bits to pick out more lore-like quotes]

- *evil dream voice*

george: wait stop

XD *softest voice ever*: okay

- XD: your presence invited me here, i-i don't know

- XD *normal voice*: george it's me dream!

george: dream?

*god voice*: oh, he's gone

- george: at this point i'd rather be with bad at the egg

angry XD: YOU WOULD RATHER BE WITH BAD???

george: *tries to run* what do you want?

XD: i want your acceptance, of me! we can be friends!

george: you wanna be my friend? you want friendship?

XD: yeah :D

george: so god wants to be friends with me?

XD: yes :)

- lets not forget XD "saving" george from bad

- XD: at least you don't try and hunt me or anything

george: who would try to hunt you?

XD *quietly*: i don't know, some people do

- george: how do we get you back to normal? how do we fix this? how do i get dream?

XD: i'm not dream, well sort of, i'm part of him i guess.

- george: badboyhalo is there! don't let him take me, don't let him take me.

XD: we're friends! i won't let him take you, back up, back up.

XD to bbh: GO AWAY! GET OUT OF HERE

- XD: did i do a good job?

george: yes, you did a good job.

#the stream is still going but these were the ones i wrote down :) #dreamnotfound #XDNF #xdnf #dnf #dream smp #xdnf brain rottt

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why is XDnf my new favorite ship

super evil manipulative lore god with a soft spot for the one guy who doesn't care about lore

#whose dnf #like never heard of her #xdnf #dnf #dreamnotfound #dream smp

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HE LOOKS SO UNCOMFY OH MY GODDD BAHAAH

#sapnap #poor dude #swipnip #karl jacobs

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dream woke up in a cold fucking sweat to join george

mf heard DUDUDUDU while speedrunning a PC startup to stop any possible georgebur occurrence

SHEEEEESH

#dreamnotfound #georgebur #dnf

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“You have to anything I say”

“With no hesitation”

KILL ME PLZ

#also dream literally two seconds later: #how long until you end stream #WHY SO URGENT GREEN BOYYYYY

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dream having gay panic over george's messy hair IS KILLING ME

#he's so flustered omfg #dreamnotfound #dnf #dream you simp

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thinking about george and ranboo meeting at a UK airport as they both go to visit their husbands XD

#oh! hey dude #hey! fancy seeing you here #how was the flight? #good- you about to take it too? #yup #have fun #you too #BAHAHAAHAH #IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY #dreamnotfound #georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #ranboo #tubbo #ranboolive #tubbolive

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Sapnap: we have sex

Dream: that's too far

like 3 minutes ago:

Dream: and then i texted George, "lets have sex now" and he said sure

#dreamnotfound #dnf #i hate them #realizing dream got a house w two rooms to enact all the two gays one bed tropes he's been obsessively reading about #like a simp #also poor sapnap dude enjoy that shower my man fucking enjoy it

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Me when dnf:

#so true bestie #soooo true #dnf #dreamnotfound

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Dream SMP High School AU Pt 2

pt 2 of my high school au series!

part one here

George had just put his feet up for his afternoon nap when footsteps thundered through his usually silent hallway. Dream's voice got louder as he stormed into George's office.

"Can you BELIEVE the nerve on Techno? As if I can't make Tommy a better student than this Ranboo kid? Psh, Techno doesn't know what he's getting himself into. Right?" George pushed the sunglasses he was wearing (good for naps in bright classrooms) into his hair, scrunching his eyes into a squint to stare at the panting blond man in front of him.

"Tommy? Innit?" we're the only words George grasped from Dream's rant, but the taller teacher was ready to continue ranting.

"Yeah! So, Phil gave me Tommy as a TA 'cuz apparently, Tommy is super smart according to Wil but who knows about Wil right? Then I go to talk to Phil and Techno is there about HIS TA Ranbob or whatever his name is, and then Techno has the audacity to say his TA is gonna be better than mine! As if he doesn't know I'm the best damn teacher in this school!"

Dream was practically out of breath when he finished, but he couldn't deny it felt good to relay all his troubles to George. "Are TA assignments out already? I'm sure Phil let me sit out [Dream confirmed with a nod] good. Anyways, I thought Tommy was loud? Isn't he gonna be difficult?" George questioned, thinking about the one time Tommy took his beginner Engineering class- which was a total wreck.

"He'll be great. I'll make him great." Dream paused, staring out the window towards the parking lot when a wave of realization washed over him. "Thanks for talking to me George, you're always there for me! I gotta go see if Tommy is still here!" In a whirl, Dream proceeded to flash a devilish grin, wink, and practically dash away from George. George was left with a light pink hue on his cheeks and absolutely no idea how he'd helped Dream out.

With a sigh George pulled the glasses back down, preparing to resume his afternoon nap. He had like 50 assignments to grade but, those would get graded another time. He heard a faint screeching from the other side of the hallway but like any good teacher- he was good at drowning the noise of children's screeches out.

"TUBBOOOOO" Tommy called through the science wing, the two had set up their TA study corner for the year and Tommy wanted to leave, he always drove Tubbo home because he was convinced the brunet would get lost otherwise. But, as usual, Tubbo was probably off doing something dangerous.

Just as he was started to peer into classrooms for his best friend he heard a shout.

"Tommy! Wait up!" Tommy whipped around, face to face with Mr. Wastaken. Before he could get a word in, the teacher continued speaking, "we've got so much to do! I know you got an A in my class as a sophomore so you're already ahead but we need to run labs and experiments and see if there's a research project that interests you. Also, we need-" Dream was the cutoff by a barking laugh.

"Big man, big D if you will, I have no desire to do well in your shit class. I cheated on like half your tests and I just wanna get switched to TA for Wil or an easy class. I do not want to watch you try to eye fuck Mr. Notfound and blow shit up with your experiments." Tommy crossed his arms with a scoff.

Dream was taken aback, thoughts racing, half his brain telling him to destroy this child but the other half just saw Techno's smug grin when he turns up to the next admin meeting TA-less. He took a deep breath, reminding himself that he was a professional and Tommy was a child. "Tommy, you're not getting switched. We are going to make this year work, and you will be spending a lot of time with me so I suggest you shape up, bitch." Dream added the last word just to shake Tommy a little bit, show him he can't boss just anyone around.

Tommy wasn't expecting a challenge. He couldn't deny Dream shocked him with the response, but the more he thought about it, he didn't really have a choice- he was stuck with Dream all year. He at least wanted it to be fun. Unfortunately for Dream, their versions of "fun" are. very different.

"You've got a lot of shit to make me do then huh? Good luck Big D 'cuz I'm not gonna be kind." As Tommy finished his last words Tubbo ran up to his side, holding a fairly large model airplane. Without question Tommy grabbed Tubbo's bookbag, knowing it would be too heavy for Tubbo trying to carry the model plane.

"Thanks! Ready to go? Hi Mr. Wastaken! Do you like my plane? I'm gonna make it fly!" Tubbo flipped the plane to show the little battery storage he seemed to have built into the model. With a grin he eagerly began explaining his plans to make the model take flight. And Dream was soon enamored in the concept.

"Tommy! This is a feat of physics Tubbo is attempting! I'd be more than happy to let you sign onto this project as the start of your physics research!" Dream was excited at the opportunity, creating flight was surely impressive- no chance the English TA was doing anything of the sort.

Tommy mulled over the concept, on one hand, he got to work with Tubbo on something that was undeniably poggers but it meant agreeing with Dream which was basically conceding the fight. Luckily, Tubbo didn't give him the opportunity to choose, "Sounds great dude! That's so much fun! Tommy if you come over we can work on it now!" Tubbo was practically vibrating with excitement as he pushed the model airplane into Tommy's arms, dashing off towards his car.

"Whatever," Tommy mumbled, heading off towards the parking lot, once his back was turned Dream was punching an excited fist in the air.

Best teacher ever he smiled to himself heading back to his classroom to pack up for the day. It was going to be one hell of a year but he was up for the challenge that is TommyInnit, who knows what a whole year with the punk would bring...

#god next part i have to use my non existent knowledge of physics KEKW #dream smp #dream smp fanfiction #dream smp fanfic #Tommyinnit #tommyinnit fanfic #tommyinnit dsmp #tubbo #tubbolive #tubbo fanfic #dreamwastaken fanfic #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #georgenotfound fanfic #mcyt fanfic

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TALES OF THE SMP WAS JUST THE APPETIZER WTF WAS THAT GEORGE STREAM????

#dnfers we got fed good #it was so homoerotic it looped back into homophobic idek how to explain but yea #dnf #dreamnotfound #lord what a day #and i thought tales was a lot smh

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the ENTIRE DNF fandom right now:

#and i stand with them XD is the best thing ever #DXDNF #my beloved #dream XD #Dream XD x Georgenotfound #dreamnotfound #dnf

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he looks so old???

#his posture goes hard glad ur not looking like a shrimp big man :D #tommyinnit #tommyinnit dream smp #tommyinnit dsmp #dream smp #mcyt

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my (twisted) headcanon for the dreamsmp future:

| TW MENTIONS OF ABUSE/DEATH |

sam hadn't visited him in so long. it turns out when you beat a child to death not many people want to look at you. his loss. dream had been planning, punching more like. and now a week after the death of one tommyinnit dream had the time to break a piece of obsidian. his hands were beaten, scarred, and bruised from hours of nonstop punching a corner in the wall. but there was an out.

one mind controlled enderman and careless pig later and dream was out. with a grin dream thanked his rescue team, making sure to send ranboo back to his panic room with a :) book to remind him of his helpfulness. techno left with a frown but a favors a favor.

and now, he was free. as he strolled down the prime path laughter bubbled up from his chest. god, the ability to see the sun and all the effects of tommyinnit that could never occur on his perfect server again was exhilarating. they would all be a happy little server family if not for those l'manburg pests.

speaking of- he had a few more roaches to squash.

wiping a smear of the almost dried blood off his hand onto his prison jumper he grinned at the addition of bright red to the already deep reddish-brown hues of -well- past adventures.

as he trudged down the path he heard sirens start to go off. took 'em long enough. he thought as he broke into a run; tracing the steps he was following into a snowier biome. approaching a strange quaint town he almost felt bad for what was about to happen. but there was an order to his chaos, and he hadn't yet completed his mission.

as he stalked through the woods, up behind a little house he hummed a familiar tune.

"i heard there was a special place"

he crept through a spruce wood door.

"where men could go to emancipate."

he found an ender chest, loving the way his old items fit in his hand.

"the brutality and the tyranny of their rulers."

he laughed to himself, slithering down a ladder.

"well this place is real you needn't fret"

his whispers had woken up the child.

"am i seeing shit? oh my god. oh my god how are you here? what!"

dream just laughed, heading into the next line.

"with wilbur, tommy, tubbo, fuck eret."

he pushed tubbo back with his sword, loving the fear in the brunet's eyes.

"i would say i'm sorry tubbo, but i'm not. a deal's a deal. and you're second to last on my list."

tubbo's wails tried to drown out his hums, but dream never forgets his purpose.

"is a cold, blown up, and fucking dead l'manburg.

my lmanburg, my lmanburg, my lmanburg,

goodbye lma-a-a-anburg."

crossing one more name off his list, dream wiped his hands off once more.

would you look at that, tommy and tubbo together again. he mused at the stains adorning his once orange suit.

diving into the forest for his next step in destroying his enemy once and for all, he couldn't help but cackle with laughter, "ohhh eret." he called for the final name on his list.

#yikes this is grim #tw // knives #tw // gore #tw // death #dreamwastaken #dream smp #mcyters #wilbur soot #dream smp lore #dream smp theory #tommyinnit #tubbo #tubbolive #eret #dream smp headcanon #dream smp rp #dream smp roleplay

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SBI family dynamic??? no.

i only know Skephalo + Sapnap & Punz family dynamic.

that's IT

#/j #but skephalo as dysfunctional dads to a mercenary and whatever the heck sapnap is is immaculate #sbi #sapnap #punz #punz op #skephalo #skeppy #badboyhalo