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hoothalcyon · 12 hours
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This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots
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hoothalcyon · 13 hours
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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans
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hoothalcyon · 17 hours
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so, the guy in the ace flag colors
(ace flag made with colors picked from Aaravos turnaround model)
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✨Reproduces through asexual reproduction✨
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Aaravos really be out here spawning the caterpillar from his own mouth like he's budding, huh.
mlem mlem plop
Step 1: spit out a bug Step 2: bug receives primal radiation to begin growth Step 3: pod Step 4: open pod
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Leaves me to wonder, from a scientific perspective: if Sir Sparklepuff is indeed a clone/bud of Aaravos, maybe Sir Sparklepuff actually has Aaravos's true form. Ahaha, god that would be wild.
(But don't you think it's a little sus that these godlike beings just so happen to look exactly like elves, even though they're thousands of years older? I do. I don't trust that beauty. Something's up. Maybe it's benign, or some kind of "become an aspect of what you're worshipped for" or something. But if you could bend reality then why would you keep looking like elves 24/7? And you know I'm asking seriously because I'd be an elf for like 2479 years first before I tried any other shape. So: if god, why elf?)
Anyway, this asexual reproduction is the funniest thing in the whole show to me. Aaravos is the sluttiest slut who ever slutted, but he doesn't understand sex at all... unless he does, but with his Startouch brain, sex is just the same as everything else.
Which is extremely, extremely asexual of him.
Y'all can pry genius idiot asexual Aaravos from my cold dead hands. I'm keeping him forever.
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hoothalcyon · 18 hours
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‪“Gestural 202” 24 x 18 inch ink and acrylic on paper. Available on my website.
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hoothalcyon · 18 hours
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Fandom Problem #4834:
I hate when a fandom looks at parents in fiction and decides there are only TWO kinds of parents:
Abusive Parents OR Perfect Parents.
It's rarely as narrow as that. Some are abusive, some are flawed yet still good, some won't admit their flaws, and the list goes on and on. Similar complexities carry over to parent characters in fiction.
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hoothalcyon · 18 hours
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ruthari means so much to me - the softness they share together, the traumatic things they have overcome together, and the life they have built together
i need s6 to be their season
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hoothalcyon · 1 day
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What is he saying? Wrong answers only.
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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Season 6's theme will probably be about rediscovering things that were abandoned (the frozen ship, Aaravos) and what happens when they are brought back to life through action or accident (the coined elves, Aaravos again). Very fitting for the Star arcanum which is about patience! Also if the frozen ship is a parallel for Viren's dungeon, where Rayla and Callum both found interesting/useful artefacts (bowblade, K'ppar's coin, Aaravos's mirror) then who knows what they'll find there?
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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listening to my prof talk abt how strictly allegorical readings lose pieces of the text/full context of a work/specific details by pretending one situation in a work is a 1:1 for something else and im sitting here like man. this is Exactly why i get so mad abt trying to force tdp's dark magic into any irl allegory because nothing fully fits and accounts for every part of it and so you have to just engage with it on the story's own terms and i feel insane when it gets watered down/pushed into being something it's not because you have to break pieces off to make it fit and we got this weird polarization in fandom where I'm now like well I can't talk abt this with Anyone then
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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Wilhelm Barthlott, Werner Rauh Victoria Lotus pond, Jardin Exotique Les Cèdres, Sept 1996 Victoria pond, Les Cèdres, Sept 1988
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.
even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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Oh just thinkin abt barbie princess ponytails (。-_-。)
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hoothalcyon · 2 days
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I love archery. I love love it. arrow go tak
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hoothalcyon · 3 days
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if you ever wonder whether your ao3 comments make a difference know that i frequently go back and read old comments on my fics to get a dose of happy rainbow sunshine
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hoothalcyon · 3 days
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sorry, can't answer the coin right now
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