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Yeah, actually, I do hate '06 because I played it. And I'm fairly confident in calling it a soul-sucking tedious no-joy broken mess. And that's saying something, considering I played Sonic Chronicles twice.

I hated playing '06 so fucking much that I stopped at around the 80% mark for Silver. I remember asking Greeny how to get past the desert ball puzzle because fuck me if that wasn't the most infuriating shit, and she suggested I exploit a bug. Without her advice, I'm almost certain I would have ditched the game then and there.

I managed to muscle through 60% of Sonic's story ('nam flashbacks to White Acropolis' snowboard section, the worst of SA1's Ice Cap could never). Crisis Core, or whatever it's called, made me so bored that I decided - hoped - Shadow's story would provide a sliver of enjoyment.

Ultimately I remained at 20% completion for Shadow's story. The vehicle section for Kingdom Valley snapped something inside me and made me allergic to the game forevermore. I then realized that there was nothing I could gain from the game. Not even the promise of Peak Shadow(tm) could save it, the game is that much of a dumpster fire.

I legit have not picked it up in... what? 6 years? Seven? And have no plans to return to it anytime soon. In fact, I'd rather it not exist at all because it just feels like an overhyped pain in the ass while simultaneously a reminder of the series' nadir, despite the fact that we've long since moved on.

#people also tend to forget that it's been talked to practical death in terms of what it lacks #it's like; what else is there to do except talk about the concept is neat lmao

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leon s kennedy

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Hey so we all saw that Hbomberguy video about plagiarism recently, right?

#gothamites are huge fans of sonic if you’d believe

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woa long time no see ;)

anyhoo, got bored and bingewatched Sonic Prime. not a fan of the latest season but what can u do! ig being jaded comes with the territory of growing up :p

anyways, wanted to redesign an AU i posted a while back on my instagram. keeping the old fandom tradition alive of shoving my fav into medias they didn't appear in hehe

this the old artwork. from like,, a full year ago? maybe later January of 2023 but is OLD

i didn't have a ref of the Paradox Prism. lazy crystal is lazy, but we take those!

#sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime netflix #sonic the hedgehog au #my art #Shatter Entity AU #<- that's the name i’ve been giving it but tbh not sure if i'll do much with it #need to get back into the habit of drawing sonic characters lmao

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So here's my take on Silver in TMOSTH

He is a popstar singer and is located in the lounge with Shadow

My boy is really bad at getting attention

ALso, heres fanmade sprites I did for him

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my favorite sonic related debate i’ve seen on twitter was people getting genuinely angry that someone said the moon still has a hole in it but in every other appearance it’s turned to the side so no one can see the crater cause that’s unrealistic like you know what else is unrealistic?? hedgehogs that are blue and run fast

#I’m willing to accept the moon just spins around for funsies if everyone accepts cthulu bloodlines

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"The one made to guide and protect humanity like a real shadow" 🦔❤️

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“metadow is basically incest” is a god-tier garbage take, im so sad to have read it with my own two eyes asdfghjkl

like if that’s not ur speed, then cool, but they’ve literally only interacted like once and it was in no way problematic 💀 it’s a robot and a genetic weapon, ur not exactly getting Picture Perfect Relationship Goals here

#metal sonic #shadow the hedgehog #metadow #vagueposting cuz op was like ‘why is it so normalized’ like look me in my eyes. #canon hardly ever established Gerald as giving af about Shadow. and Eggman has routinely treated Metal as equipment. #they are NOT family; they’re tools of the narrative and it’s frustrating ppl wanna see cookie cutter nonsense in an adventure series #txt post

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oh no alien

#and he’s here on earth to lead ur defenseless heart astray!!!!!!! #shadow the hedgehog

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#I can’t explain it but this song fits them perfectly #girl sonics ftw #blaze the cat #surge the tenrec #metal sonic

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yeah they "talked" about it

#oh wowie; this AU is my newest heart worm #They look so mf cool im biting the walls #shadow the hedgehog #metal sonic #neo metal sonic

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my darling son beepo

#he’s SO cute and so silly; we must destroy him #type of guy to go ‘uwu’ in a derogatory way #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #chaos sonic #metal sonic

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finally a metal sonic with capacity to ^^. this is what we've been missing the sonic rebound is now

#sonic prime spoilers #metal sonic #but the REAL question is can he do kaomoji?

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Some pages from the zine I made for @bimboamyrose!

Happy birthday Daisy!!!💗💗💗

#metal sonic #neo metal sonic #through tears: this is rad asf #biting clawing at the walls even!

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To My Non-Sonic Followers

The answer will be revealed in 1 week after the poll ends!

#FUCK I clicked the wrong one im a fake fan #it’s amazing how all of these look out of context tho. this place is so silly

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this boy has issues

#silver the hedgehog #god bless him he’s got the white boy dramatics down pat

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Stop getting so worked up over a COMIC BOOK about a BLUE HEDGEHOG and #ReadAnotherBook

im not taking shit from an anon unfortunately :/ im allowed to get pissy over stuff i enjoy just like u can swallow whatever B.S they serve u on a platter <3 hope this helps!

#anon ask #also I have not talked shit about IDW in a while; are u so upset that ppl don’t like stuff that u have to play savior? weirdo…..