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i just want to kiss dottore

#dottore x reader

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sub dottore......... pathetic loser dottore.......... ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbfhbdgf

#dottore smut #dottore x reader

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GUYS ASK ME TO WRITE STUFF I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE IM STUMPED!!!!! PLS PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP

#genshin smut #dottore smut #dainsleif smut #alhaitham smut #capitano smut

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holy shit lol i forgot i was on here

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!! NSFW

ever since you’ve started living with alhaitham, your dirty clothes have been going.. missing, and you only ever noticed when your favorite shirt went missing, the one you’d wear so often..

you can’t help but wonder, has he been taking them? i mean, regularly, he’s a gentleman, a very nice person.. but laundry night, your suspicions had definitely been confirmed.

you had both his and your laundry baskets, he was in the living room, and of course you were in the laundry room. you’d already put all of your stuff in the washer, so it’s in the dryer now.. but you saw something. your panties, in his laundry basket, stained with his cum.

“what a fucking pervert!”

you shout, quickly dropping the pair onto the floor. you almost gagged at the sight. alhaitham made his way over to the laundry room, wondering what you were yelling about. “huh? who?”

he says before realizing— you know what he’s been doing. “shit..”, he mumbled to himself, knowing that no way in hell will you ever forget about it.

“what the hell have you been doing with my clothes while i’m gone!?” you furrow your eyebrows, trying your hardest not to go fucking crazy.. it’s not that big of a deal, right..?

his nervous demeanor disappears, then he chuckles, “it doesn’t matter, now why don’t you shut your pretty mouth and get on your knees for me?”

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souper rushed

#alhaitham smut #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x y/n #genshin smut #smut #ALHAITHAMMMMMMMM

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hi guys, dainsleif is a virgin and touch starved bc when khaenri’ah was still like existing he was too focused on his work to think about sex or relationships, so now (after khaenri’ah fell) he still doesn’t care enough for it— so when you finally get him to have CONSENSUAL sex with you, he’s so sensitive he doesn’t have it in him to be dom, he can cum with just a few strokes, bet he has his head thrown back and tears in his eyes crying from the pleasure he’s receiving from you. since he’s been cursed he never thought he’d feel this good ever again, but you’ve just proved him wrong with your hand, what about your mouth? maybe that’s what he needs to break him :p

requests open

#dainsleif x reader #dainsleif smut #dainsleif x y/n #dainsleif x you #genshin smut #genshin x reader

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kafka who is that woman to always try embarrass you, always trying to arouse you even if you’re in public or not— she loves teasing you, that’s for sure.

kafka who loves teasing you to the point where you’ve already been close to orgasming countless times, and yet she still wont let you, all because you were a little brat earlier

kafka who makes you watch her masturbate, her fingers knuckle deep in her cunt and yet she still wont let you touch her, not once. . . :(

requests open :3

#kafka smut #kafka x reader #hsr smut #honkai star rail #honkai star rail smut #meow #kafka pls

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heyy!! can you write face sitting and the character i’d like would be capitano!! thank you:))

nowhere to sit?

there’s always capitanos face!

he’d keep you on his face till you’re squirming in pleasure, whining and begging for him to keep going despite the feeling of his oddly long tongue licking and occasionally sliding into you is just soo overwhelming, he just wants to please you, he wants nothing in return. seeing you squirm while he digs his nails deeper in your thighs is just enough for him, how could he ask for anything more?

if you wear a skirt/shorts the next day to show off what he did to you.. he’d love it. a little too much.

haha sorry this is super duper short :P

#genshin smut #capitano smut #capitano x reader #favseatiscapitanosface #:3

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gn reader methinks, shitpost lol

requests open :3

having capitano finger you while at a meeting with the other harbigers

you’re hidden under his fatui coat, mind empty cause you’re practically struggling to think properly while two of capitano’s big fingers are inside of you, moving when he feels like it, just because he wants to have you ready for after this meeting, for when he fucks you stupid on his cock,,,

you’d probably be biting your lip in order to keep quiet, this room is so echoey, you could get caught so easily….

#capitano smut #genshin smut #capitano x reader

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☆、wyd??

♪ ; modern(?) dottore/zandik x gn reader

warnings ; masturbation, dottore jerks off to ur voice, this is rlly short and shitty i promise some day i will post real fanfics

“oh— dot, guess what?! i found this really, really cute cat on the walk back home! it was so fluffy, and i just wanted to squeeze it and give it so many kisses!” you say rather happily, you do seem to enjoy cats; he’s already taken note of that very long ago.

“mhmm— keep going..” he grunted, breath heavy and eyebrows furrowed, sweat dribbling down his forehead; and you didn’t even know this.. honestly, he wishes you could help him out in situations like these, when he gets desperate, when he wants you so badly.

“hmmm… oh! the grocery store restocked their pocky, i swear, i’ve never ran so fast! i wish i brought my—“

“fuck, (name)..” dottore groaned a little louder than he wanted. his eyes widened slightly when he realized how loud he was being whilst stroking himself, and so he made the great decision to cover his mouth (he should’ve done this earlier.)

“dot, are you okay? you’ve been breathing heavily for a while, and you’ve been mumbling stuff, are you sick? want me to come over?” he wanted to say no, but since you offered.. he couldn’t.

“yes, please, and get here fast.”

#genshin smut #dottore smut #dottore x reader #zandik smut #ilovedottoresomuchiwanttofuckhim

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quick post because i keep forgetting i exist on here . . .

(requests open:3)

thinking abt akademiya zandik,, so adorable, so cute, probably a virgin too. before dottore deleted his segments; he was your favorite to mess with (other than dottore himself)

you could dumb him down into a pile of mush so quickly, mumbling shit he doesn’t even understand. he just feels so good like this, he wants this moment to last forever.

dottore would get a bit jealous because you’d be fucking his segment and not him, even though he would purposely make you jealous at times..

it was like a game, one point for him if he was flirting with another person, and one point for you if he heard you fucking his segment.

bonus points if he’s watching ☆

#dottore smut #zandik smut #sub zandik #dottore segments #dottore x reader #sub dottore #genshin smut #sub!dottore #smut #ilovedottoresomuchiwanttofuckhim

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(⇀‸↼‶) that stupid fucking skirt

Warnings : masturbation (m), idk, reader wears a skirt that make’s dottore go bonkers

Includes : dottore, implied afab!reader

“sir! hey!” you shout while bolting towards his desk, fast but careful not to break anything.. “hah.. hah.. i have a question, sir.”

“oh? and what question would be so important you had to disrupt my work?” he asks, sarcastically yet he still sounded annoyed. “well, theres this really cute skirt that i really, really want!”

“. . . are you fucking kidding me?”

“i know, i know! it seems really stupid! but it’s sooo cute.. it’s your favorite color, too!” you practically whined at the last part, you were a little too desperate for this skirt.

“my favorite color? okay, fine. i’ll buy it.”

“only for my own sake.”

oh, for his own sake? really.. he’d regret this. the way that skirt hugs your beautiful figure, plush thighs visible and panties can be seen if you decide to tease him and bend over to grab something.

he wanted you so badly, but he knew he couldn’t have you because you were his assistant. but the way ‘sir’ rolls off your tongue, that voice of yours being so damn precious.. he’d just have to continue jerking off to the thought of you.

#dottore smut #dottore x reader #zandik smut #zandik x reader #genshin smut

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(ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ pretty boy

if i’m being honest, idk what to title this TT

warnings ; mating press, slight public sex? (it’s in a tent but it’s not mentioned), idk it’s pretty vanilla, rushed i guess

includes ; dainsleif, gn reader (has a hole and is used)

“dain— hah, should we really be doing this.. here?” you asked breathlessly, voice laced with both nervousness and desperation as dainsleif was trailing down your neck with his tongue, occasionally leaving kisses. “i don’t care if we’re supposed to or not, nor do i care if someone finds us like this.” he pulled away for a second, his lips moving to yours. it was meant to be a little peck, now it’s just a full blown makeout session . . . how can two not even close friends end up like this? surely you were more than that..

but no, it wasn’t long till he was slamming his cock balls deep in you, the two of you in a mating press. both of you were moaning loudly; he might even be louder than you.. he hasn’t had sex in oh, so long.. you shouldn’t be blaming him! he’s so touch starved, and he’s also glad you’re here to help him out now.

“hnngh— (name)—” he groaned, burying his face in your neck to attempt to be at least a little more quiet, but that didn’t really work out all that well, “fuck, i’m so close— ah!” he whined before cumming again, you don’t know how many times he’s came in you, but you did know both of you were completely spent.

”fuck..” you said, breath heavy and eyes shut. he pulled out a few moments later. you both were now lying next to each other, his arms wrapped around you while he’s still breathing heavily.

“uh.. (name?)”

“yeah?”

”i, um, i did good, right?”

#dainsleif #dainsleif x reader #dainsleif smut #dom!dainsleif #sub!reader #genshin #genshin smut #genshin x reader

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hello! i’m bella, i mainly write smut for genshin men, here’s a list of things i will write for, and things i wont!

Will . . .

Praise

Degrading

Face sitting

Shower sex

aphrodisiacs

basically anything besides the stuff in wont

Wont . . .

Scat kink

Piss kink

Incest

Nonc^n

Anything similar !

please respect my boundaries! thank you:) I write for every genshin man and woman, even though some will probably be ooc..

#genshin smut

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☆ genshin men pp head canons but i slowly get more unhinged

first post lmfaoo, i’m not the best at writing, keep that in mind

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gn-ish reader, they have a hole and it is used.

warnings: shower/bath sex, rut (gorou, tighnari, zhongli), face sitting, size kink..? some r inexperienced, cockwarming, sir kink, slight voyeurism? roleplay, knifeplay n blood (childe), shibari, praise, degrading, temperature play?blowjobs, some r also touched starved, some sensitive. spelling & grammatical errors

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includes: kaveh, itto, thoma, gorou, aether, baizhu, alhaitham, ayato, tartaglia, cyno, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, scaramouche/wanderer, heizou, tighnari, xiao, zhongli, dottore, pantalone, capitano, dainsleif

kaveh

not too large, not too small (14.99 cm/5.9 in) nothing will convince me that he’s not submissive. his tip is probably a pretty brownish pink (#c27c89) pretty sensitive as well, could cum (#faf8ed) from just the slightest touch of your fingers. luvs being overstimmed, sometimes he has you over just to spite al haitham.. he knows al haitham can hear him, so.. let’s consider this revenge.

itto

mans huge. 20 cm (7.8 in) AT LEAST. i mean he’s a fucking oni.. tip is like a beige-pink type color (#ffa899) uhhh he probably has a prety vein going up the side of his cock (#c1b2eb) he also probably has a fucking prince albert piercing, one that vibrates maybe.. def has a size kink, he just loves seeing ur face twinge in pain when he thrusts into you, by the time he’s spilling his cum into you you’re in tears, head thrown back and scratching his back in pain.

idk abt him tho

thoma

either a soft dom or plain submissive, loves pleasing you but also loves being spoiled if he had a long day,,, idk maybe a switch tbh… around 6.8 inches, pink!! he’s pink i love pink and i love him #ff87a1 probably,,, well trimmed, i mean i can see him having an entire skincare routine, my little princess frrrr….. sensitive nipples, probably just touch starved in general. secretly likes being degraded

gorou

bark bark. 14 cm (5.5inches) he def whimpers. i want to say its pink but it’s probably more on the beige side (#e6aea3) i dont rlly have much to say abt him, he likes biting……. begs, whines and more whimpers when he’s ina rut, a cutie indeed

aether

pent up 100%, been in teyvat for god knows how many years and bro has not felt the touch of a woman since beidou’s hangout event. 7 inches exactly, pretty pink #f5a9a9, he probably whines and groans cause he’s a cutie patootie probably likes being praised

baizhu

physically cannot be rough with you he will most likely collapse. likes being beneath you, can sub but prefers being dominant (he’s the doctor, he should be caring for you.) he’s a nice size, 7.2 inches. probably has messy handwriting bc he’s lettin u suck him off under his desk/j.. anyways he’s like a pink but like?? idk #b57f83. slutty moans, he’s super loud i bet. when he’s subbing he loves geting his hair pulled

ALHAITHAMMMMMM

my man fr. i love the idea of him being submissive but i’d heavily doubt he would ever sub… anyway he’s probably into being called sir. trims when he feels like it. i want to say he’s a virgin so badly. 7.4 inches at most, i hc him as more tan than he actually is but anyways tip is brown#947e76 pretty brown tho (brown is one of my fave colors) can be rlly rough or rlly gentle, it depends. would be opposed to the idea of letting u suck him off while he’s reading but eventually lets you (he had to bookmark where he began reading so he could reread it, he was too distracted) IF HE DID SUB HE WOULD WHIE,PR AND DEFINTIELY BE LOUD ENOUGH TO BE HEARD EVEN IF YOU WORE HIS HEADPHONES (poor kaveh) sensitive nipples, whines and furrows his eyebrows when you lick them.

ayato

tease. 17.9 cm (7inches exact) now he’s definitely pink and nothing can convince me otherwise, probably a light pink too like #947e76,, like alhaitham,he can be rlly rough or rlly gentle. he breathes heavily and groans, probably into shibari and degrading…. quickies in his office, maybe cockwarming if he feels up to it

ajax

……. he’s probably into some werid shit (no offense) like knifeplay n blood,, i mean he loves sparring so much, so why not incorporate it into sexy time in some way? yk his skill? yea he holds that thing up to ur throat when hes fuckin u (if ur not into that he wont do it ofc bc he actually cares abt u) rough if he had a long day n is super impatient, but slow if he just wants to break you. he loves blowjobs most of the time he’s near fully clothed and yourcompletely naked but if u beg him enough he’ll undres,, he has scars on his chest, and freckles bc cutie… i forgot to put this but he’s probably 7-7.2 inches, #de97a7.

cyno

he’s pretty. probably into roleplay (predator/prey type thing.. personally i’m not but i feel like he is) he’s a nice size.. (6.9 inches) (funny number on purpose.) browm tip #9c7868, really pretty when he fucks u, eyebrows furrowed n biting his lip hard enough he might draw blood. also loves teasing you when he gets the chance, loves hearing you beg, you’re adorable to him.

diluc

human heater!!! hngh i need him. HE loves being called sir…. won’t admit it. he’s big but doesn’t know, bet he’s inexperienced. his tip is literally almost red, #9c7868. either a rough dom, gentle dom, or whiney sub. if u do top him, tease him whenever you get the chance and he’ll go almost as red as his hair n deny everything despite it being true. adelinde always gets a lil suspicious when u come over… but off the topic of that, he rlly enjoys doing it in the shower/bath. it’s warm (orcold), it’s wet, and he’s with you. what more could he want? you have fucked in the tavern after it closed, and you probably will not do it again. (you got a few splinters.)

kaaaaeeeya!!!

he’s like,, really cold. it’s surprising. feels good tho, for the both of you. he’s really loud as well, and despite him being louder than you he shoves his fingers in your mouth to shut you up,, maybe you’ll have to give him something to gag on. anyways he’s like around 7.1 inches, tip is a nice deep pink #ad6d78. looooves cockwarming, like literally you’re warming hiim up because his body temperature is…… quite freezy! tease, praise, degrading, all of it. dom but will sub if you edge him enough (grinding on his thigh, palming him, or just denying him of his orgasm plenty)

kazuha

he’s gentle, look me in the eyes and tell me this man could be rough with you. 5.9 inches, always making sure you’re okay before continuing. he loves hearing you moan his name, he manages to say yours as well between whimpers. you rarely have anywhere to do it other than the storage room in the crux, so sometimes you just gotta stay at the wangshu inn and pray nobody heard. no edging because he’s not mean but he does prepare you good, overstims you with permission. loves when you praise him, and he knows you love it when he praises you.

ok. scaramouche.

he is definitely a bratty sub. no words you speak can change my mind, he’s a slut. he’s so bratty until he’s in your mouth, whining, whimpering, gripping the sheets and tears forming in the corner of his eyes. he’s crying at how good it feels, how he wants to feel more of you, he’s barely able to form proper sentences after you just sucking him off, so now you wonder what he’d be like with him being deep inside you. he’s 7 inches, prety pink-beige tip as well (#f0b2a3). hairpulling is a yes. he just loves you so much, play with him some more and he bets his little puppet brain will turn into mush.

heizou!

pretty! i love the moles under his eyes aaaa…. he’s a nice size like kazuha, just a tad bit bigger (6.8), deeper pink, #d9626f. he loves teasing you so much, but he also loves being teased by you. when he’s not the dominant one he breathes heavily, some soft moans escape him. but when he is the dominant one, he’ll ensure he’s fucking you good. he’ll ask ‘does this feel nice?’ knowing it does by the way you’re almost crying on him.

tighnari!

submissive. 5.8 inches will probably bite his lip in attempt to shut himself up, but to no avail. loves when you bite his ears, they will twitch and it’s adorable. he’s just so cute. when he’s in a rut he’s so much louder. more whimpering and more of not knowing where the hell to put his hands. on your hips? your chest? your ass? fuck, he’s confused but he wants more, he wants to feel more of you. pretty light pink! #ff919e!

xiaoo

he’s inexperienced but he tries his best to be the dominant one, shaky breaths and moans escape his mouth. he tries to be gentle with you because, well, you’re a mortal and he’s an adeptus, you would be surprised how rough he can get. will make out with you while fucking you, and will happily let you sit on his face. he’s 7 inches, #e09e96. he cums super quick, 100% making sure to pull out (unless instructed to do otherwise)

ZHONGLI.

okay. he’s big. he’s a fucking archon, he’s 8 inches at LEASTT. yknow that pattern on his arm? yeah i like to think that’s on his dick too. tip is #d9b750, cause yk his arms.. he loves you, he wouldn’t want to hurt you but when you’re just begging him to be rough with you, to do whatever the hell he wants to you.. how could he resist? you’re the one asking him.. so.. he’ll let it slip this once. you don’t regret your words when the lower half of your body is hanging off of the bed, him manhandling you while the only thing you can do is bury your head into that pillow and let those pretty tears escape your eyes. he lets out literal feral moans and grunts, you think this is what he’s like when he goes into a rut, but.. ppfft, you underestimate him.

dottore my bbg

he’s probably like,, 7.4 inches? idk he looks big and i want him in me. doesn’t care for trimming himself, but does it anyway. the mask stays on. it only stays on because he doesn’t want you to see that blush on his face, he looks so vulnerable.. has you bent over on his desk to make sure you don’t see him bite his lip, he wants to be so much more vocal with you.. but he’d rather spare himself the embarrassment of letting you see that side of him. he doesn’t wanna give you something to tease him for; he’d rather be the one degrading and teasing you. oh, but trust me, when he’s submissive he can’t do shit. he tries to degrade you but that only leads to you slowing your hand down, moving your face away from his neck to stop kissing him. he chants the words ‘i’m sorry’ like a madman, so you decide to be nice and go a little faster, giving him a quick peck on the lips before he makes a mess of your hand.

pantalone

he’s pretty big as well, and he spoils you. buys you expensive toys just to make you cry. if you help him out in some way, he’ll be sure to reward you. lets you ride him, prefers you be in control. but once you’ve done it enough and he knows what you like, he’ll help you out. who would he be to deny? some sort of monster, that’s for sure. you’re perfect to him, following him around because you don’t know where you’re going. maybe if you tease him a little during a meeting with the other harbingers he’ll get rough with you afterward. that normal smile replaced by a smug look at how easily he can put you in your place.. he’ll never get enough of you.

capitano

he’s giant. like, in height and his cock. you were intimidated the first time you fucked, but with enough lube it ended up working out and you did not regret it. he was rough, your brain was dumbed down to putty, and the only thing running through it was just capitano.. the mask did stay on, yes.. but, he was still hot. maybe the next time you’d make him take it off. and you did. you saw his pretty eyes, his soft looking lips and the whole of his straight, black hair. he was a pretty guy.. he and you were both louder because you could actually see each other. (he could see you but not all that well.)

dainsleif

he’s always so unsure, tense, nervous, stuttering and just hot (temperature wise.) oh, but once you grind against him he immediately cums. he was embarrassed at how he just came in his pants because of you. he tries hiding his face but that didn’t work, you just grabbed his chin and looked him in the eye. his face was red.. he’s just too cute! all flustered, all messy and embarrassed.. all because of you. 6.8 inches, it’s def pink and i give up on hex codes.

#dottore smut #dainsleif smut #kaveh smut #diluc smut #sub dottore #al haitham smut #alhaitham smut #thoma smut #gorou smut #ayato smut #itto smut #capitano smut #pantalone smut #zhongli smut #xiao smut #aether smut #tighnari smut #heizou smut #scaramouche smut #kazuha smut #kaeya smut #cyno smut #tartaglia smut #childe smut #ajax smut #baizhu smut