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i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

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Get him, Lewis! 😤

I need to see an interaction like that in the next video…

I finally finished it, after promising to upload it like... 3 times, but hey! now it even has color >w<

The audio is from the game Grim Fandango (which I find even funnier 'cause it's Lewis' favorite game jaja)

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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Life is a blank screen, and today, let's type a skull.

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5 days till launch!

Wishlist here!

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Hot Tea ‘Puyo Puyo Sun’ SEGA Saturn

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“Project Esper is how we envision our  medical technology being brought into the real world through the use of augmented reality.“

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are there any cool obscure skeletons?

aforementioned SPINE COASTER

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when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

#SKELLY BONES #HANDSOME!

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#SKELLY BONES #THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

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i was looking for skeleton references and found this? It just screamed Papyrus energy so I you know what I had to do

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#ALL BONES ARE PRECIOUS!

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"The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects."

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In Skyrim you find a skeleton under a fallen beam in a mine and the notebook on them says "these beams look like they will fall down".

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#SKELART #TISON #lol

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fly me to the moon :)

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