this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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Amara / Magma sketch - letting other ideas breathe (and dissipate). A cooldown sketch of X-Men Evolution's Magma, with a little Sienkiewicz of course.
twitter / insta / studio
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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.
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My dolls from the 1970s Teen Titans team! Bumblebee, Nightwing (although he was still Robin back then), and Harlequin.
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Given this is Batman 401 (Which I remember as the only time other than "Man of Steel" that Magpie showed up for decades) I'm pretty sure that's Jason.
This was the first time Dick was thrown to the ground by a woman in fishnets who called him a brat
But it would not be the last
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Labour is going to win the general election and then say this doesn’t go far enough.
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I'm curious what the loophole is, Selene doesn't mention it, only that she knows it.
X-Men Forever #1 - "A Ghost" (2024)
written by Kieron Gillen
art by Lucas Maresca & Federico Blee
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You know what pisses me off? That Christian Rock is just pop music about how great God is. Christians deserve better. They deserve a rock opera about Jesus dying on the cross.
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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Taking my son out for enrichment
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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So this is from "The World According to the Joker", a book that came out about 10 years ago, and is sort of a "How I deal with the world" from the POV of the Joker, with some fun chapters on how best to annoy Batman, with some interactive pages, like the above.
Now, me being me, I lvoed the idea, but wasn't a fan of them using the "New52" Robin outfit, which I never liked the design of, and which rendered the "Death by pants" in particular, a tad odd.
So when purchasing a couple of pieces of original art from the book from artist Doug Stambaugh, he offered to redo the piece with Robin in classic outfit, and this was the result!
So, even if I couldn't colour it, I felt I had to at least add a LITTLE aniamtion to it! :)
So place you bets please!
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